Cobalt Grande

@cobaltgrande.bsky.social

🔞 Big Brown Bear 🌈 Self taught artist trying to make it big in this small world. YCH COMMISSIONS: OPEN Telegram for inquiries: https://t.me/CobaltGrandeArts

sigh, back to back bad news is devastating. Unfortunately I’m not doing a Valentines YCH this year. The last YCH kind of kicked my butt and took longer than it should have which led to lots of people getting their pieces late.

Just gonna announce now in case anyone was anticipating a Christmas themed YCH. Unfortunately I'm not going to be able to. I ran out of time and this ych now has been taking a lot of my time. If anything, I'll probably just do an Xmas themed headshot for 40.00 USD but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

🚨YCH ENDS TUESDAY 9/30 12am EST🚨 Form below!⏬ Hello thank you for calling Grande Support, what? There's a giant PENIS sized hole going through your machine? Well that's not quite right, oh wow yeah that's -hmm. Well you're still under warranty so We'll send out a new unit! forms.gle/pd3qdkxFzGq8...

oh! also little something something for another project I've been 'eyeing' to get up and going. TEEHEE HOO HArDy HAR. Sir, my eyes are disembodied, thank you... Don't blink! more info to come you sexy piece of eye diabetes. 👁️💋👁️

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sneak peak into the next ych. no it's not that grainy, it's obscured for ✨𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉 ✨Don't @ me. Only thing grainy is that mac n cheese you overheated, causing the proteins to seize and separate you fuggin NERD. Over n out. 🤡🦴