my favorite genre of hamsters are the ones that look like theyre late for a meeting and cant remember if they forgot anything or not for it
Cocoa D Mocha
@cocoadmocha.bsky.social
late 20s | everyone around me says i'm gloomy but i listen to hip-hop and stuff
flashbacks to those three times i got banned from tinder for pretending to be a worm multiple times (the face verification passed when i sent them more worm pics) (the last ban was for life) (i got record breaking right-swipes when i was worming)
my vernacular has shifted over the years in irreparable ways like instead of saying "oh for real?" to my dog ill just say "oh are you being worm rn?" or "is that worm?" or "im worm" lots of worms
thinkin bout doing a trip to the PNW this winter for a week or so to get a sniff smell of areas to potentially buy a house in a future 🤔 i would/wanna do out of country but that aint feasible yet
i am da cocoa da mocha i make a da best software it has a easter eggs in them
every time i get a notification from @cocoadmocha.bsky.social I subconsciously read ur user in a bad Italian accent. like 🤌 i cooka da pizza 🤌 but . cocoa d mocha. and i just thought u needed to know that
started calling them moocows again as a joke and now i cant stop and ive said the word moocow several times in all-hands meetings
1 4 1 for meeeee i love my bitter water and raw, still-living meat
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i could really go for a one-time cash injection of $60,000,000 right about now (gif is me to the gods)
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been getting really into ham and swiss lately the recipe is: - butter a pan - two egg, straight into pan (no scramble) - let em cook, top (ONE SIDE ONLY) w/salt, pepper, garlic powder, parsley, paprika - let it cook a decent amount - flip, add ham, cook til yolks be solid - flip, top w/swiss, melt
dalaran heist in hearthstone is always fun until i lose then its bullshit
a house i was frothing over yesterday just had a price drop today im gonna shit the flor
thoughi woke up to bean poking my face with her nose and licking my face ao rhats always nice im still uber sleepy though
last nights sleep was flip floppdd im declaring kangaroo court on that
ponytail update its fluffy as hell and looks like this irl minus the bangs
blood donation done!!! i tasted metal and got cold veins and it went well!!!!! raiding the snack bin rn
unironically love being hooked up to machines i am a cyberpunk rn