you can accomplish anything with a little motivation and a lotta delusion tbh

happy sunday babes, see you at church

literal and figurative depiction of my weekend

got approval to reduce my in-office cadence to one day per week going forward

Halle Berry Happy Tears

ALT: Halle Berry Happy Tears

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came home to a very fun series of notes 👀😈

going to attempt my mamaw's mt. dew pound cake recipe with baja blast this week, wish me luck

what a folly this was

labor day, day of labor

plastique tiara is a miracle worker oh my god

take a good mike's hard look in the mirror sweetie

he got them pretty titties... down right pair of pritties

I am ready for the 90°+ weather to GO

A super duper wonderful exciting piece of news today... @riddlemethat.bsky.social was nominated for Outstanding Lead Actor for his performance in 'Deathtrap' this spring!!!!! 👏🏼⭐️👏🏼⭐️👏🏼

i keep seeing these videos of this halsey show and sis was locked TF in 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

chat, i fear i have a sinus infection. send things to make me laugh

if someone you love has a pretty dick, it's important that you tell them! don't just assume they know 💙

this handsome and crazy boy turns 2 today 🎂🐶

my husband at midnight: we're going to sleep in tomorrow right? my husband at 7:45am: do you want to bang me over the bathroom counter?

even the Hot Dog Depot gets it 💔🦋

"coming out" as a barb in 2026 in not funny and i say this as someone who used to pride themselves in knowing every word to itty bitty piggy

this is such a fckn banger, i will never get over it youtu.be/QIpYZtp_LEA?...

P!nk - Timebomb [lyrics in description]

YouTube video by Lani_lady

youtu.be

twink rebirth

this is a LaLa Ri stan account btw

you're telling me u lent this succ?

remember how good the future nostalgia b sides were

was going to post this yesterday but, ya know, outage and whatnot

spent 3 hours looking for a specific old tweet of mine today and i think im just gonna start skeeting some of my classics before they're lost forever. like a closet clean out but for thirst traps

i am once again talking about the wild & wonderful whites of west virginia

whose album cover do you prefer?

love this man so stupid much