coffeecat

@coffeecat.gay

a miserable little pile of floof / game dev / voidposter / ΘΔ

system design is like gameplay plumbing. everyone forgets it exists, but they sure do get real mad when they go and bolt on a new thing and it doesn't work

side note, i like how all it took was about a month and EA getting some brownie points by releasing a retro game collection on PC, and now everyone has apparently forgot they’re owned by the Saudis and Kushner family.

all those companies on social media better be flipping their logos back to the rainbow flag versions, they have some catching up to do.

beat Zelda 2 tonight, albeit with copious amounts of save states and infinite health turned on. still one of the best NES titles, but... yeah, there is a reason I have not finished this game since 20 years ago.

hey you. yes, you reading this. stop doomscrolling. go outside for a walk. have a snack. watch your fave show. play a nice cozy adventure game. read a book. there is a whole world of nice things out there to do today.

I like how my bedroom wake-up lamp that has an internet-connected app somehow still fails at "automatically setting the time correctly upon a time change." you had one job.

is it just me or am I the only one who is super annoyed at people anthropomorphizing AI chatbots? no, "Claude" does not "think" or have "something to say" you absolute tools.