CoffeePHRESH
@coffeephresh.bsky.social
extremely famous and important vrchat dj | https://soundcloud.com/coffeephresh
whip got the 40 inch rims with justin bieber seats, suspension chudded out
haters think they tuff til I run up on them in the soup store
She got that bush that took down the towers
She got that bush that clapped JFK
hoes always "down to clown" til you pull up with the honky nose and big red shoes on
If the food tiktoker doesn't say "MMMMM SO GOOD!" at the end then I know for sure it sucks, I ain't eating that garbage
*getting RGB static on my index* My tether to this world wears thin... remember me when I'm gone...
5 bitches in your room and they're all LARPing Danganronpa characters
Shit should just be a dollar. 1 thing = 1 dollar that's it.
It's these little details of hospitality that tell the customer "We fingered your tissues for you 😊"
DJing a set and coughing every time I transition to cover up mistakes
They should make XR glasses that let you block people in real life. It erases them from your vision and makes it so you can't hear them so they're like a ghost to you.
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