Oh no, the company who built their business on harvesting our data is being harvested by other AI. Please, Mr. Daddy Government, stop the big bad Chinese from doing it to back to me.
Why is everyone doing hip thrusts at the gym? Am I missing something?
Philly police get paid an average of $32.60/hour with potential to make up to $90k/year Sanitation workers get $17/hour with hopes of earning $21/hr for seniority. In 2024, Philly gave the cops another 55.7 million for pensions and inflation adjustment, a 6.9% increase from the previous year.
Here’s a crazy idea. What if we pay people a living wage instead of giving all our money to cops?
Seen in a rest stop bathroom. Someone was obviously trying to change their identify.
Wow cool. The Catholics have a new person to tell them what to do. Can we move on now?
Had a dream where I went to “metal school” and the teacher played guitar and screamed the whole lecture. No one could understand a thing.
If your pets had to go to high school, which clique would they belong to?
The smoke they use to signal the new pope is actually the old pope getting nice and crispy.
I see some honeys tonight that should be having my rabies. Rabies.
Why can’t we have a good old conspiracy about ancient aliens and lizard people without becoming anti-Semitic fascists?
I'm like a bird, I'm gonna fly away, Take the head off of a rodent, Put the rest on a honey-locust...
Everyday I play this game with my cat called "Is He Sitting or About to Piss on the Couch"?
Hey Bluesky, I'll be in Houston, TX next week. What things should I do? Where should I eat? What's cool?
Me watching Alone while eating snacks and drinking copious seltzers: “Ha! What an idiot! I would’ve done that differently.”
Do you have any book recommendations on how capitalism and fascism go hand-in-hand? Essays would work too.
My brand of petty is I’m willing to get run over when a giant vanity truck honks at me on my bike.
If you listen to enough metal with songs names like “Masticated Inurnment of Dysphagiatic Soils” and “Realized Abolition of Ocular Faculae”, then they eventually send you a medical degree in the mail.
Watching Mark Zuckerberg fall over himself to prove he’s also fashy reminds me of the guy in Come and See who really wants to be a Nazi.
Thinking about the Super Bowl ad where they said companies want to keep us sick and miserable only to sell us some fucking online pharmacy. I came this close to rioting.
Someone started an Eagles chant in the goth club and it felt like I was back in high school.