Shaun of the 🥖

@cognitivebios.bsky.social

The Grizzly Adams of Automation. Opinions are like bellybuttons: everyone has one and most people don't clean them very well. Human skeets only, therefore mistakes are all intentional and prosecutable offenses during the Geneva Convention.

sorry to any pals who are Timbers fans but it was pretty awesome to have been asked by the kiddo "who's going to score first and who's gonna win", have a whole conversation about predictions vs results, and then get to see Austin FC win 1-2 that Svatok goal was a fun watch

trying to maintain the peace found in not chasing after the thoughts directly resulting from reading the words of stubbornly intolerant people who have influence and instead focusing on questions like "what is the effect of other people's belief or tolerance for these deranged rants"

"Words like ‘genocide’ and ‘apartheid,’ applied to a corporate transaction, aren’t just wrong — they’re a bridge too far, and they cheapen the very real suffering those words are meant to describe." lol, sure, IBM probably tried to make the same point but the facts stand

I remember this one time I was helping someone who had lost their home when their neighbor's spouse torched their house and the fire spread get clothes from the donations we provided to anyone who needed them.

Did you know that it's illegal to say "I want to kill The Presidents of the United States of America"? It's illegal, it's a federal offense. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was okay for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to

Google Takeout was designed to keep you from saving things outside of Google's walled garden. Usability wise it's on par with tools like CA/Broadcom Rally and Workday, clearly designed for someone entirely other than the person who needs to use it most. Dark Pattern BS. I absolutely hate it.