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Recording video of ICE = doxxing Doxxing = domestic terrorism Exercising 1A rights = domestic terrorism
Mary says, "Happy Caturday, and remember that under NSPM-7, you qualify as a terrorist."
"I got a lot of negative feedback about me hating trans. And I'm like, 'I never once said that.'" Yeah, you don't need to say that when you refer to trans people collectively as "trans." That says it all, MAGA Barbie.
Sophie Cunningham: ""I'm very much in the middle. I agree with things on both sides." She agrees with MAGA that trans people aren't people, and she agrees with Dems that it's OK to throw trans people under the bus when they become inconvenient.
Why did LeBron's autocorrect default to this specific word? What has he been talking about on his phone? IS HE GOING TO KILL GOD
Haven't heard back from Bill. A mutual friend told me Bill was cool with it. But I'd like to get his blessing, and to find out how he'd like me to direct proceeds. Unfortunately, that convo hasn't happened. Sorry to be a tease!
That tree guy 𓅃@somearborist.bsky.social · 3w agoAlso - any eta on the bill ayers shirt?
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♣️♦️🏴☠️FrⒶnQ🦝❤️♠️@anarchocook.bsky.social · 3w ago@cola.baby i didnt miss the te**orist pre-sale did i?
US gov in favor of gender-affirming care
'High-T Department of War': Hegseth plugs testosterone program for maximum 'lethality'
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered mandatory testosterone screening for all active-duty service members 30 and older, framing the program in a video posted Wednesday as essential to keeping tr...
rawstory.com
Just saw the “Department of War” TV ad. VO from Trump: “We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also the wars we end, and perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into.” Just incredible self-own.
Better late than Sunday. Happy Caturday from the Best Friends, Powers (left) and Jean Paul
My guess is they go with the team whose jersey font looks like runes. 🇳🇴
Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians)@mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 4w agoHow does a US white supremacist choose a team in Norway v England?
Wait, the last name of Flock's CEO is Langley?! Peak nominative determinism.
Terrorists use violence against *civilian populations* to further a political agenda. The idea that breaking *property* is terrorism would only work in a society that's idiotic enough to consider property as being equal with civilians---ah crap, that's us.
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 4w agoCEO of Flock: "Unfortunately, there’s terrorist organizations like DeFlock whose primary motivation is chaos. They’re closer to Antifa than they are anything else."
Fuck yeah! I was hoping we’d make the SGDQ fit list again this year 😤
dingo / ryan ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ@dingoslayer.bsky.social · 4w agosgdq day 6 shirt by @cola.baby
Yeah “exchanging fire” does not “threaten the ceasefire deal.” It ends the ceasefire deal. That’s because (hang with me) you have *resumed firing*. Trump’s doublethink has become the standard for media. There is no possibility of objective reporting when it accepts his magical thinking as given.
US and Iran exchange intensifying fire across Mideast, threatening ceasefire deal
The United States has launched new airstrikes against Iran, and Tehran responded by targeting Gulf countries.
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