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@colawithbacon.bsky.social
he/him/his it/its IM good i hate cornfields 18 strawpage : https://colawithbacon.straw.page (WIP)
i just realized i never draw myself as me it’s always that fucking purple snail cat thing
had a dream me and all my oomfs were ddlc characters for some reason
im using this laptop for school and i only now remember that these are my lock screen and wallpaper
i feel like every appointment i go to my doctor adds something to my list of problems/conditions im collecting them like pokemon at this point
ive done the math. i have to hit knuckles with my subaru outback
out of my most recent posts the one about me nearly pissing myself has gotten more engagement
THEY WERENT FUCKING AROUND ABOUT TOILETS IN DREAMS THEY WERENT FUCKING AROUND
we’re finding substitutes to antidepressants and thyroid meds so far i found saline wound wash and a screw driver
i forgot chats were a thing am i gonna receive death threats if i open them to everyone
i might make a side acc for art i already have two other accs im running out of emails to use 💔
barely remembering anything besides small snippets from when i was a child is so funny because what do you mean a teacher was upset at me when i was 5 for using a black crayon instead of a grey crayon to color in a squirrel
youtube keeps recommending me animation memes from the early 2010s this is so epic
i hate healthcare system so much im actually worried about bringing up my heart rate at my next appointment because what if i get diagnosed and have to take more meds on top of my other shit
if i told you guys that the coworker i was working with that night was the one who got in trouble would yall believe me
snail 🐌@colawithbacon.bsky.social · last wk.i just realized my boss can look back at security footage and see me pretending to punch a trash bag as my coworker watches
