Why am I always so feral after water polo practice?
Water Polo Cute Anime Boy
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Colby’s Big Banana™ 🍌🦦🏳️🌈
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🍌 Married 20-something queer otter in Seattle 🍌 Apparently I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Water polo enthusiast 🍌 Other faves includes the Robins, MtG, trains & national parks 🍌 And, yes... My banana is big. Why do you ask? 🍌
I could eat my husband’s ass for hours. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Morty Smith Licking Off Leftovers
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Taking my hubby to (Butt) Pirate Weekend!
Ray Bradbury predicted we'd all die today.
Our wedding reception included a craft beer tasting. Yes, we're those kinda gays. Apparently we over-purchased, cuz Mom & Dad dropped off a large box of unopened really fancy stuff. Like bourbon barrel aged imperial peanut butter stout with 12.9% alcohol. We should save it, right? Right? RIGHT?
Family Guy's Quagmire Surrounded by Beer Bottles
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My hubby in his lifeguard gear is so fukn hot.
Oh My Omg - Man's Reaction
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"Don't worry. Mom won't be home for hours."