just seen a video of brits sleeping outside on sunloungers overnight to reserve them for the next day and what the shit have we become lads
“ITS CALLED SUMMER” “KIDS HAVE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD” meanwhile, cuts to local services like facility care, more regular extreme temperatures:
“farmers can’t be taxed! WHAT ABOUT YOUR FOOD?!?!?” (drives past the agriculture show car park and it’s full of top end range rovers)
wife bought something on fb marketplace, i collected it from the guys house and outside he had a fancy car with a reg of like “drilla b” giving the impression that he wasn’t the tiniest skinny dork you’ve ever seen
mad that a bit of rain is respite in a country where it rains 600 days a year
the energy i bring to bluesky
Jaunty Art@jaunty.art · 2d agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
its the ghost spiderwebs that you try to get rid of for ages after walking through a spiderweb that piss me off the most
at a village show/fair thingy and there are toilets where you pay £1 to throw a ball into them and a guy dressed as hitler youth handing out prizes
some result this. pre season friendlies are meaningless i know but they’ve come a long way
managed to survive another week of work lads, one more to go before I get to take a holiday to prepare me for more work
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Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 6d agoDeath cult
im not cooking dinner tonight because we’re going out as a family to watch the new spider man film