“Alright. Now I’m definitely not using my healing ability. Let that heal itself then.”
Cole MacGrath
@coleinfamous.bsky.social
I was someone you'd never notice. Just a guy delivering packages to folks you'd never know. And then one day...the package found me ... (Originally cole_infamous on Twitter)
“I’d give shark girl a hand but she looks like she’s very wet.”
“Sometimes being heroic isn’t all black and white.”
// Little known fact. In The Boys, the death of The Deep was actually led by Patrick Star Here is the proof
// Cole could legit be electric Spider-Man. He’s got two powers that beyond the limits of game mechanics, could be like an electric web swing
// Little known fact. In The Boys, the death of The Deep was actually led by Patrick Star Here is the proof
“Well she looked like Nosferatu. Then she got blood and looked more like Dracula. If that makes sense.”
// Tempted to make this live action Cole from the Michael ad my new pfp
“Mm. They’re pretty high up there, in my opinion. They just got a lot of weaknesses that bump them down… …some can turn into swarms of bats. Seems like fun.”
Dami 🔪@dem0nbaby.bsky.social · 2mo ago“F tier cryptids.”
“You’re kind of right. Annoying though. Very bitey.”
Dami 🔪@dem0nbaby.bsky.social · 2mo ago“Vampires are mid”
“Dating booth for superheroes? Kind of feel like the line up would be incredibly long.”
“Give it a few days and this Deep guy is going to recycle Seinfeld jokes and use it as a Deep thought. Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. It comes in a round container. They should call it Roundtine.”
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.@sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 3mo ago“Why is it called the ‘drugstore’ if you can’t buy drugs there?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep
“Imagine talking about forgiveness of sinners when it applies to you and your friends but whenever you see someone you despise or disagree with, or folks who are just different, you label them demons.”
“You know, when I made fun of the goofy costumes I didn’t mean you should all run out bare ass naked.”
“Being previously deceased is weird. Especially when you wake up and everyone with powers tend to wear ridiculous costumes. At least I’m not hated and called a demon or a terrorist anymore.”
// realizing the final choice in inFAMOUS 2 is a lot like the trolly problem Kill the majority of mankind to save a minority of mankind Or Kill a small amount of mankind to save the majority
“Thank god I heal fast. Because bullets hurt quite a bit, actually.”
“Yeah. I mean technically it is wasn’t a nuke. But it did turn six square blocks into rubble and spread a deadly radiation around the city. And then a creature birthed from the explosion finished the job and destroyed the entire city. ……And of course, I get blamed. Because what else is new.”
AMAZING..@amazingarachni.bsky.social · 3mo ago“That’s… yikes.”
“Unfortunately I know a thing or two about cities being nuked.”
// Cole is basically a mutant if he were Marvel. Distrusted, framed as a terrorist, and even when he does heroic things, a good amount of the public still hates him.