My boyfriend (yes im happily taken 😘) loves suspenders. So I set up a little surprise for him when he got back to our hotel room.
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Just another twitter refuge. Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉 NSFW content warning!!!🔞
And of course dressed as such got me feeling hot aside from the warmer temps.
I realized I had bought myself a more dressy sweater over the winter, and that I never posted any pics of it here. Time to fix that before it gets to hot for it. (which it almost is)
Been a hot minute since I posted something. A few bod shots when I was inspecting my gym progress. Not getting bigger really, but more definition is coming in at least. I don't recall having such a stark divot going down my sternum and chest.
Had had taken some reference pictures for someone special. No harm in sharing a few of them here I suppose.
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Its the holidays, which means its sweater season. How I get dressed up and cozy for the holiday. Who needs a fire when this alone is hot enough. 😉 Merry Christmas. 🎄
Figured I'd get both #FCF and #jocktober out of the way before the month was over. 🩲🍆
Got a trip planned heading somewhere chilly soon, so I bought a new sweater to cope with the weather. Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.
Not dead. Just that the desire to pose for the camera is a very fickle novelty for me. 🤷♂️ That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅
LOL, I don't know why but this one is suddenly getting a lot of attention. 😅
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
Something a little different this time. My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷♂️
Deleted that post. Not because I regret it, but because I made this profile to be at least one place where I or visitors don't have to be constantly reminded about what we have to put up with here in the US.
Twitter May 2023 More old pics for #FCF Some of my better shots of my boner personally
I had sent some pre and post shower pics to a friend not long ago from the gym. He suggested I take some "in" the shower. So then-
Work has been sucking me dry lately. And not in the good way. So for FCF you all will just have to settle for some lazy limp lewds. Though I doubt that's an issue.😏
Huh. Someone popular must have reposted my stuff because my notifications are suddenly lighting up with followers and likes today. 😲 I should really get something new on here this weekend.
Gym stranger: "Hey man you need help? You look like you might hurt yourself" Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though." Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭
Buuut since its FCF I should also post some lazy nudes I took the following month in March of 2024. 😜
Twitter Feb 2024 4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then.
Im usually too frugal that I don't sub to Patreon often. But you know the reason that gets me subbing to an artists Patreon the most? I find their art/comic reposted elsewhere and I feel like I should sub at least once to clear my conscience. 😅
Breaking my rule of not getting political. Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them. That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
Now to break them in with that 4 day load I mentioned previously. 😈 PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend. 💦✊