I think this weekend I will go downtown and drink beer and sit on the river. And also I think I must have Indian food.

It's so funny that Halo Infinite's story is kind of just a worse version of Force Awakens.

There's a place near me that has one of these AI food ads with shrimp on it and all the shrimp are double sided like they have a head on both ends like some sort of biblical demon.

The Average Day Joey@theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 23h ago

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There’s this lady on instagram I love who’s content is not tailored to me at all even a little bit but at the start of every vlog she goes “here my outfit” and spins in place while a microwave sound plays and I show up purely for that

Imagine 10,000 super battle droids descending on Newtown PA

I need a weird gf or a bf who’s so normal it loops back around into being weird

ate two bananas for breakfast this morning because they were going bad and I didn't wanna waste them. I feel like such a glutton

i could forgive my macbook constantly overwriting my wallpaper choices if it was ever picking any of the cool apple pre picked wallpapers like the patagonia river or earth from space and not a random stretch of farmland every single time

While the average Mercenary or Privateer of the Unincorporated Spheres far outclasses most royal conscripts, there is no shortage of lucrative and dishonorable work for a Guard Commander who elects to forsake his station.

For dinner i think one cup of coffee and almonds

Previous property managers just sent me back my entire security deposit despite the fact that I left behind a shit ton of stuff they explicitly told me not to

favorite bagel place back in philly just introduced a Chicken Parm special

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I wish Captain Benjamin Sisko was my dad

a handful of granola is medicine.

I could order the furniture I need from ikea or I could make my friend with a car keep driving me to thrift stores until I slowly acquire everything I need in like 6-8 months

I think I’m going to get a chicken salad sandwich for lunch and go on a two mile walk in about an hour

Based on reviews I am reading it seems that roughly 10% of all air purifiers shipped in the united states just simply do not work or turn on at all

Created by introducing a self replicating tactical construct to the sub-dermal implants of long dead operatives, The Gouged were first deployed against internal party dissenters, before being sent to eliminate HVTs beyond the Core Worlds

i wish my desk was just like 2 inches deeper so i could get some sort of on desk shelf to keep my note books and keyboard on when I'm not using them but any decent sized one will take up like half my real estate

Brought back one of my favorite D2 fits I ever did

Nevermind they wanted me to wait 30 minutes for it. Chicken Shawarma sandwich.

thank you@collateral2004.bsky.social · 2d ago

(Out loud full volume to myself in a public place) Nothing wrong with a little post run chicken salad sammy

In my dreams I am often visited by a dark reflection of Nickelback called “Pennyfront” and they warn me about events that happened 15 years ago

In the summer I like to play this game called “Trying to hijack parks department vehicles like they’re ghosts in Halo.” It’s only gotten me arrested once

<Dark Woke World Order Handler> Evan. The resistance has stolen the plans for our factory that turns women into 8 foot tall cyborgs if they want. If they decipher it they’ll be able to break in and blow it up. You have to kill them all <dressed like Omega Force from FC3 blood dragon> Copy That.

(Out loud full volume to myself in a public place) Nothing wrong with a little post run chicken salad sammy

The fact that "a program that lets me make text boxes should not permanently auto combine those text boxes without my input" is a controversial take to those guys is evidence that they are fundamentally anti-human and cannot be allowed to mingle with wider society.

thank you@collateral2004.bsky.social · 2d ago

Just saw a checkmarked guy on there getting pissed off that people were complaining about Acrobat automatically combining text boxes. "it's not a word processor you're using acrobat wrong" then why did Adobe add a ton of word features to it? Oh that's right, because their narcissism is boundless

I think within my Top 5 Ideological Enemies are the guys on Adobe Help Forums who get enraged when you criticize any of the thousands of stupid features or decisions adobe made when designing those wretched apps

Overpriced air purifier my dad bought for my sister’s dorm but gave to me instead just straight up died and the only troubleshooting advice is “hold down the power button for 30 seconds.” There is not power button! It’s a touch symbol that doesn’t work without power

thank you@collateral2004.bsky.social · 2d ago

Any device that does not have a physical power button is not ensouled

Any device that does not have a physical power button is not ensouled