The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
It’s only now that I find out that the US voted someone in called Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. Imagine having the main government office named after you. Like someone from England being called Gareth Houses ofparliament, or a German called Sven Bundestag. Or someone from wales called Ayrton Sennedd
Turn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter: Bridget Jones’ Diarya
Turn a film into a film about shitting yourself by adding a letter:
I’m watching the baseball on the BBC, as it’s a rare moment of baseball being on British TV. It reminds me - the BBC, and British TV in general, really can’t do American sports coverage remotely well.
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
Found a new circle of hell today. The one way system in the centre of Kingston-Upon-Thames.
Current total of #bwfc matches I’m likely to miss due to the EFL and Sky screwing up our fixtures? 16. ELEVEN of them at home. That’s half my season ticket wasted, and we’re yet to see changes for after Christmas. Also - Charlton away on a Wednesday night, Derby away 48 hours later? Fuck the EFL.
Oh, please let this be the start of football healing itself. UEFA break off. The Big Six respond by joining Barca and Real, fellating the FIFA dosh to resurrect the Super League shit. It all fails, leaving the rest of us to enjoy it as a sport once more. A man can dream…
"No UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA competition for so long as these proposals remain alive, unless this proposal has been abandoned in its entirety and binding assurances have been given that FIFA will never again open its governance or competitions to private ownership".
It’s the second anniversary of this happening (Sound on, obviously)
It’s the second anniversary of this happening (Sound on, obviously)
Yer Da has started to sign off posts on Facebook with “End of.” again
Not even beginning to try to hide the bribes anymore. Almost impressive.
Is there anyone outside of the worst HR departments and supermarket adverts that still call Wednesday “Hump Day”?
Sheffield Wednesday in the Caravan Cup on a weekend for £15 a head? Bargain! #bwfc
Bwahahahahahaha, what a ridiculous thing to moan about.
Crofty talking at length about “taking all the candy”: #f1
“How dare you make Sainz drive into me”, says Oscar. Papaya rules KO
Just revisited this itinerary. He’s on holiday after next week. After having had three weeks off in July. The bloody slacker.
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
Tiny Tim is still capable of the occasional gem. This is one of them.
How it feels to follow me (probably)
How it feels to follow me (probably)
Hope Cameron Menzies is OK, collapse looked rather sudden and he was rushed off stage very quickly by everyone on there just now.