[in a very very very very bad southern gentleman accent for no reason] ma’am i say ma’am. ah do naut cayuh if yourh so-called ‘split-toe shews’ are back in, a-fahshun. yooah going round with a-cloven hewves
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cones (elizabeth) | 33 | she/her | "a special kind of degenerate" - some guy on twitter
andy burnham also has a likeable wrestler wife named marie-france van face
keminaissance? more like the kembrian extinction event. i’ll just wait for you all to laugh at my funny joke now. maybe follow it up with a barb about eyeless beasts in an amusing juxtaposition with the conservative party
don’t even use instagram except for updates from family/recipes/kitten videos but now i’m being recommended ‘reels from meta glasses’. no i am not interested in seeing what’s being spat out by your pervert glasses
i will not rest until there is yaoi attached to every major politician’s name
Left Outside@leftoutside.bsky.social · yesterdayWe need Bluesky to be big enough that when you search someone's name the top results aren't all cartoon pornography. We need more people with names on here. No offence to the perverts.
looming behind my husband as he does the who attracts you quiz to make sure he chooses nothing but bespectacled brunette mids
thinking abt how i considered botox for the wedding b/c ~everyone does it~ & ultimately decided not to, not due to time/£££/even moral reasons rly, but simply b/c i was wussy. that’s sad! i didn’t need to! it was the happiest day of my life anyway! they nearly got ya girl cones!
cones@coneshotline.bsky.social · 3d agoread that couples’ money journal thing and a) it’s incredibly depressing that women find it necessary to mutilate their faces for hundreds a week because it’s ‘normal’ and b) if that were me most of my purchases would be m&s tinnies so i can’t talk
burnhamite stasi: [shining light into westminster journalist’s eyes] YOU VILL BUY HEAD NORTH. IT VILL SPELL OUT VHAT ZE PRIME MINISTER IS DOING. YOU VILL READ LITERALLY ONE BOOK the lobby, struggling: no…no!!
read that couples’ money journal thing and a) it’s incredibly depressing that women find it necessary to mutilate their faces for hundreds a week because it’s ‘normal’ and b) if that were me most of my purchases would be m&s tinnies so i can’t talk
then again my experience is completely different from 99% of people on here (being in my nihoncones era from march 2020-april 2021) not that we weren’t affected at all as my family still couldn’t see my grandad before he died lol
cones@coneshotline.bsky.social · 3d agooh boy, covid discourse! well i’ll just get right on that [walking away] [walking faster] [running]
oh boy, covid discourse! well i’ll just get right on that [walking away] [walking faster] [running]
A Major for your timeline New GITS is great! The art direction is phenomenal #ghostintheshell #acomart
a week and a half now……i just know they’re fighting for their life on that toilet
cones@coneshotline.bsky.social · last wk.got recommended an account that posted ‘i think i got the parasite’ and then hasn’t updated in a week 😬
my dad wanted to go to the cinema with me in brighton but forgot it was pride so i accidentally ended up doing the most heterosexual activity going on in the city that day: watching an mcu movie
heron house sounds like a cottage a witch would live in. i know they’re brewing some powerful potions in there
the first principle of bread thought is breadependence in ideology. the second principle of bread thought means all problems in the breadvolution are solved by relying on the posts of the influencer. the final guiding principle is giving precedence to breadological consciousness
must we be beholden to influencerslop? must we view the wailings of a talentless moron who pretends to be a slice of toast?
good mousening everyone :) [eats your berries] [eats your berries] [eats your berries]
