Conkered
@conkeredtheking.bsky.social
Hello! I’m Conkered! I love Rareware, Banjo-Kazooie, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, and Murphy & Mitzi! My favorite Banjo game is Banjo-Tooie, but I love them all aswell! (Even Nuts & Bolts) P.S. I go by he/him
I want this guy so much, I yearn for the day I find him for cheap at a flea market or garage sale.
Totally forgot to post this on here, but I got a copy of Conker Live & Reloaded! Complete with manual! I’ve gotten the supplies to play some online in it, can’t wait to try it out!
Hey @conkerhimself.bsky.social , could these 2 be the same person? They both have barrels and have the same accent!
I don’t care what anyone says, Banjo-Tooie will forever be the best and most well thought out Banjo game, if not video game of all time. It’s massive worlds and diverse cast make it a great giant adventure that just show how much Rare cares about the franchise. (Also, Banjo-Kazooie sucks)
I am so tired, but it’s worth it, because I’ve connected every single one of my consoles to my CRT.
@conkerhimself.bsky.social I hope you get to know that I just beat Conker’s Bad Fur Day for the first time! This game is phenomenal, there’s nothing quite like it. I had a lot of fun with it, and this is officially one of my favorite games of all time. Can’t wait to see if Conker gets a revival!
Just reached the Matrix part in Conker’s Bad Fur Day! This game is easily one of my favorites, it’s so unique and there’s nothing quite like it!
Conker the King's Royal Toast
ALT: Conker the King's Royal Toast
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Billionaires are literally just doing the plot of Yooka-Laylee now.
Yooka-replaylee Capital B
Alt: Capital B, an evil bee businessman known for sucking up the world's books with the Novelizer 64, laughs maniacally on the deck of the Batship Crazy in Shipwreck Creek. Two Corplets, a standard minion and a Tribal variant, dance on either side of him. GIF from the Yooka-Replaylee reveal trailer.
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No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
Anyways, I’ll continue to love and cherish Tooie. I’ll continue to be weird and make sonas and selfship with “weird characters”. I’ll continue to play this big, complicated, “miserable” game with “terrible” music. I’m gonna play the game with “bad levels” like Grunty Industries and love it.
I made this inspired by the B-K live logos but with Weldar and Indigo! They’re so cute together💜❤️ #RareWare #BanjoTooie #BanjoKazooie
@conkerhimself.bsky.social You seem very hateful on Twelve Tales. Besides giving a simple answer like “it’s bad”, are there any particular reasons as to why you don’t like it? Hundreds of people desperately want to play it, after all.
Conker The Squirrel Face
ALT: Conker The Squirrel Face
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I unironically got the hardest shot ever in Nuts & Bolts, Kazooie is ready for bloody murder.
I genuinely could not stop laughing after finding out the blue pencil from the BKN&B reveal trailer was listed as a character on the wiki. So, here’s some fanart of the one and only Blue Pencil ✏️.