Connelberg
@connelberg.bsky.social
Star Wars fan. Friend to Many. Enemy of Some. Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Just some guy. Big fan of craft beer 🍺 He/Him.
One of @v66556445.bsky.social and my favorite pastimes is looking at posts by @thatguygarrick.bsky.social chuckling to ourselves and remarking about how well he distills Truth and Wisdom for the Common Man. 🥹❤️
Man Reading 'Sensible Chuckle' Magazine
ALT: Man Reading 'Sensible Chuckle' Magazine
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How it felt obliterating the toilet at the Chinese buffet during the lunch rush earlier today
Oh Good Heavens Toilet Explodes
ALT: Oh Good Heavens Toilet Explodes
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What if I told you that Sebulba was the Dale Earnhardt of podracing in a Galaxy Far Far Away?
Sebulba Star Wars
ALT: Sebulba Star Wars
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It brings me great pleasure to announce that I am currently snuggled up under the blankets with Ashla and ready for sleeping times. Good night folks 🥹❤️ I hope tomorrow is an excellent day for us all. Friday :)
Such a rascal 🥹❤️ She just acts like a goofus to get my attention (she knows it works)
Sometimes you're on what you think is a nice autumn nature walk... Until you discover that you're on the poop trail 😭
Talking Waters Brewing Company Oktoberfest Connel B. Goode :)
talking Waters Crushin' Nuts peanut butter porter on nitro 😋🍻
Sorry lads and ladies, notice the ring on that finger. 😏
My school district posted some AI generated slop for Custodial Appreciation Day. I didn't sign up for this 😭😭😭
A little Tuesday evening drinkypoo to unwind after work. Holy smokes. It's delicious. "I like when my beer tastes like juice" 😋
Perfectly content and purring loudly snuggled up in my lap 🥹🫶
Showing @v66556445.bsky.social the Lord of The Rings films for the first time We're on Fellowship of The Ring and they've just entered Moria. 🥹
What is Connelberg drinking today? "I like when my beer tastes like juice."
"oh my. Ashla is being EXTRA rowdy today." Meanwhile she's just sitting like this:
No matter what happens, I know I won at life because I get to call her MY girl 🥹❤️ @v66556445.bsky.social
Interesting. Turns out the "beer and pizza" diet seems to be working well for me 🧐
Every couple has The One Who Is Always Too Cold (me 😭🥶) and The One Who Is Always Too Warm ( @v66556445.bsky.social ). I'm just thankful that she doesn't mind that I hog all of the blankets. 🥹❤️
@v66556445.bsky.social took me to a marching Band competition today. 😌
"ah yes. The Vision Center. Where you go to receive a vision."
Getting groceries. Just heard a cashier refer to the bagboys as "Baggers" with a hard R 😬
Can't believe I'm posting this on main but ... GIMME THE FEET BOYS AND FREE MY SOLE
@v66556445.bsky.social has been working as a substitute paraprofessional for our local school district. Today she was working in the Kindergarten wing and "learned how to make friends" 🥺❤️ By far one of the cutest things she's ever said. 🥰
I don't suppose I'm a religious person, but the main tenet of what I consider to be my "spirituality" is just that the love you put out into the world can and return to you in strange and unexpected ways. This applies to all emotional energy. Maybe a spiritualized "what goes around comes around"
