Stupid stuff like this is the reason why, if you gave me a button I could press and re live my life completely heterosexual I would not take it I’m not giving up the gift of gayness
When I say it’s a gay gym I don’t just mean there’s a lot of cute gays with great butts, though there is a lot of that. I mean they have a ring light in the mirror of the locker room
Further context- this is the outfit I may add a green neckerchief at some point
As some of you know I take gay Halloween VERY seriously. Two years ago my friend group did Heathers the musical, last year we did different Roger personas from American dad. This year it’s slutty scooby doo, or mystery kink. I’ve got femboy Daphne… do I go full tilt and have my hair dyed red for it?
When I say it’s a gay gym I don’t just mean there’s a lot of cute gays with great butts, though there is a lot of that. I mean they have a ring light in the mirror of the locker room
Further context- this is the outfit I may add a green neckerchief at some point
As some of you know I take gay Halloween VERY seriously. Two years ago my friend group did Heathers the musical, last year we did different Roger personas from American dad. This year it’s slutty scooby doo, or mystery kink. I’ve got femboy Daphne… do I go full tilt and have my hair dyed red for it?
I tried ube once and didn’t like it- should I give it another chance? These drinks look so sexy but I don’t want to waste the money
As some of you know I take gay Halloween VERY seriously. Two years ago my friend group did Heathers the musical, last year we did different Roger personas from American dad. This year it’s slutty scooby doo, or mystery kink. I’ve got femboy Daphne… do I go full tilt and have my hair dyed red for it?
As my Snow White project nears its conclusion I’m watching some of the versions again and of them all- Kristen Kreuk is by leaps and bounds the most beautiful actress to play the role… but I think it’s the most wooden cold and distant characterisation of snow
Just did a post on Instagram of “celebrities you’ve been told you look like” and one of them is Blu Hudrangea. And someone sent me side by side parallels of both our thirst traps to prove the point
People have been asking me how was Manchester pride and I had a great time it was good but cards on the table I absolutely should’ve eaten more ass
Just found my old Tom Daley 2013 calendar (because gay) and I think he’s absolutely gotten hotter with age, 30 something father of two Tom is way hotter to me- but the calendar is funny because it’s like thirst trap photoshoot one month then candid walking down the street the next
White Mountains 🏔️🍑 #humpday #gayswhohike #nakedoutdoors
Big fan of this fan art by @leonart_05 who wants to help me recreate it
Fawn print is just a trend that’s hot now, I know it will pass and fall into the pantheon of leopard, python and zebra prints I know it’s not got longevity… but if I were just slightly more frivolous with money to burn and felt I could squeeze into a women size 9 shoe….
Pussyboy at your service Sir! 🦸 #teamlocked #gaychastity #pussyboy
Some torso Tuesday feeling confident in that department