No more alcohol please

Felt criminal working today - also the colour of note is very crazy murderer vibes

I wish there was an archive option. - I guess for now it’s delete 🤷🏼‍♂️ Archive feature coming winter 2038

Prepping for an intense week of hell at work

Make the bed!? When I’m on holidays?

Need to get back on my gym bullshit

Quick post (ish) sickness workout before the weekend starts (RAWR XD)

Quick post (ish) sickness workout before the weekend starts (RAWR XD)

Grow chest GROWWW

4 day work weeks - it’s my Friday x

Happy Wednesday #humpday

Aaaand of course the same pose - consistency is key (boring)

Aaaand of course the same pose - consistency is key (boring)

New Lana single dropped

Conor ☘️@conorj45.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Felt my titties jiggle over a bumpy road today

Felt my titties jiggle over a bumpy road today

I choo choo chooseday

Decided I’m taking more coffee breaks because they need me not to leave and a more caffeinated Conor is in everyone’s better interest.

Day 2 following my leg day switch up and my hamstrings are going to make me suffer for it during work today

🤷🏼‍♂️

To the people out and about on a Friday afternoon in their cars -> PRESS THE FUCKING ACCELERATOR AND MOOOOOVE

Woke up at 4am and couldn’t get back to sleep 🫤

Spot the difference

Spot the difference

Woke up at 4am and couldn’t get back to sleep 🫤

We are back at it

What a difference 30 seconds makes

Now that I’ve caught up on the #traitors I can rejoin society. I also think it’d be really fun to have a season where there is no traitors picked and watch them all scrap over nothing 🤷🏼‍♂️

All I do on here is post selfies, y’all bored yet?

All I do on here is post selfies, y’all bored yet?

Over-trimmed my moustache! I can feel my gay powers waning