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I am still jobless/broke and in a critical behind on rent situation to the tune of $600 I appreciate any help EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app Thank you
Going to the whole foods and asking if they have the pro biotic bleach
I could really go for a big ass dipped soft serve ice cream cone
Haven't had one of these in decades. Still goes tbh.
I realized I'm of the age that my parent's generation were giving each other "over the hill" and "old fart" birthday cards
Woke all the way up at 4:30am, gave up trying to go back to sleep at 6:30 🫠🤪 GONNA BE A LONG DAY, BOSS
I tried the double salt Dutch licorice, and let me tell you... Its tastes like black licorice, is very salty, and your nostrils fill with the pungent odor of cat piss 10/10 cant eat more than 2 pieces at a time
So much housework to do, and i dont even want to move at all
Getting back on the dating apps so I took a new profile pic... what do you think? 😩🤣💋
Haven't seen the movie yet but Hades from The Odyssey soundtrack is my hot #1 summer jam
Wherever you are on the political spectrum I think we can all agree this is a real turding point in the affairs of the United States
I watched the Doomsday trailer, and I think Dr. Doom is looking for moose and squirrel
You ever wonder if someone who's worked for Anne Hathaway, when asked where she is after she has already left a function, said "Anne hath awayed!"?
New kind of panic unlocks when the cat decides my surgery foot underneath a blanket is The Enemy
Actually, the diarrhea parasite has a bad case of me
"You know what's never given me parasitic diarrhea?" *shoots black tar heroin*
Someone called me fastidious and after I looked up what that meant I was very mad
I think the week between 4th of July and free slurpee day should be like the week between Xmas and new years. Everything kinda shuts down, nothing really going on, just chill