Me at my work cubicle

Hello new followers. Let’s set some ground rules: One: don't pick up the phone Two: don't let him in Three: don't be his friend

Dua Lipa - New Rules Music Video Scene

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Brent, exorcist to the stars! 👹💃@slurmqueen.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hello new followers. Let’s set some ground rules: 1) You gotta be bad 2) You gotta be bold 3) You gotta be wiser 4) You gotta be hard 5) You gotta be tough 6) You gotta be stronger

Happy Fat Caulk Friday #FCF

Me the second I pop a gummy

I think we have a winner.

When I post too many selfies with a straight guy friend

What’s your favorite movie about witches? Now top that!

feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 6d ago

what’s your favorite movie about witches?

You’re out here lookmaxxing. I’m out here lifeminimizing, aka avoiding doing anything that disrupts my life and spirit. We are not the same.

The Odyssey translator Emily Wilson when she left a screening of Nolan’s film

Good morning to this outfit only

"Well hello, and welcome to my court hearing."

Telling everybody these are the masterminds of AI technology

My friend made me this adorable SATC-themed magnet!

Is Wishbone the Meryl Streep of dog actors OR is Meryl Streep the Wishbone of Hollywood actresses

what’s a movie where the villain totally steals the show? Addams Family Values

Addams Family Values: Debbie Jellinsky's Laugh

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feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · last wk.

what’s a movie where the villain totally steals the show? batman returns

My Bluesky mutuals every day:

The way I spent most of my youth thinking these two were the same person.

Me and a THC seltzer

When someone tries to tell me the “benefits” of AI

I’m old enough to remember when Boy George didn’t need AI to write bad lyrics

And that’s on mental health, divas.

At this point, this is who you're gonna have to get to cast Mitch McConnell's vote in the Senate.

Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost: I Will!!

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The mood for this Monday

Mondays, amiright

When he's about to bust a 🥜

When you’re under umpteenth Extreme Heat Warning

in the end I hope it’s you and me

A scene from last night-- Straight man: "Want some beef jerky?" Me: "Is this your idea of allyship? Offering your meat to faggots?"

Eating Dan Levy

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