Right winger: the earth is flat! Left winger: the earth is round! Centrist: the earth is somewhere between flat and round!
Hey bro, check this out *shows you cursed video from the ring*
I'm hiding my power level (pretending to be asleep despite waking up early)
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In my opinion, numerous ants and insects are burrowing tunnels in my skin
🪷 Here lies thom 🪷 No one ever asked his opinion. R.I.P.
Very tired of hearing why non-vegans hate PETA. They all gotta chime in with their moronic little opinions at every opportunity. Idgaf dude!
Might rewatch TNG... Back to the trough...
Meat eaters be like I loooove barbecue pork bung
I love him so much it makes me want to frow up
The same thing we do every night, Pinky: smoke weed on the toilet and listen to Black Sabbath
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