New euphemism just dropped, lads.

The Halfway Post@halfwaypost.bsky.social · 2d ago

BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”

'YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JIMI HENDRIX WOULD LOOK LIKE NOW'

My working theory is that Boba Fett captured Mel Gibson and encased him in carbonite whilst they waited for the SNP to develop a spaceship capable of delivering him to Jabba The Hutt long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away.

🎶🎤 'Nun on a lawnmower, I know it's serious...'🎤🎶

Brian Groom@groomb.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nun on a lawnmower, Ty Mawr Convent, Monmouth, south Wales, 1979, photo by Kevin O'Farrell, Irish photographer.

Strange song for them to cover, but whatever floats their boat, I guess...

kd lang promoting her 1992 hit 'Constant Shaving'.

Yer Da thinks Michael Portillo's a style guru.

Monday

'PISS OFF YOW LOT; I KEEP TELLING YOW I WON'T BE REJOINING SLADE'

BREAKING: Andy Burnham has pledged to bring back Block-A-Boots.

'This week, I have mainly been talking shite'

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbour is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo

I was today years old when I found out Wes Streeting played Damien in Omen II

'A Clockwork Orange' (Dir. Stanley Kubrick, 1971)

'I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife is a prostitute in the Plymouth Herald comments section?'

Same energy.

And as their transport arrives to return them home, we say a fond farewell to Messi, Paredes, Otamendi and co. until the next time.

'If you want a picture of the future, imagine Chris Mason being poured into your eardrums - forever' George Orwell. He said that.

Your lesbian auntie's just WhatsApped you a lovely pic from round the pool at Benidorm.

Not at all sure about that giant World Cup trophy, lads. #WorldCupFinal #SPAARG

Thought Cucarella and Ferran had a good game. #WorldCupFinal #SPAARG

Half Time Show. #WorldCupFinal #SPAARG

Q. Who sang; "There I was, just a-filling out the seats, shuffling my paper and putting out my feet, singing Doo-Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do?" A. Manspread Man.

*Me, turning off the telly as soon as they blow the final whistle so as not to watch the Orcs celebrating* #ENGARG

Man Says 'Bye' After Turning Off TV

ALT: Man Says 'Bye' After Turning Off TV

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@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Isaac Newton invented the prism,

Abba's Agnetha Faltskog pictured just after winning Eurovision with 'Waterloo', 52 years ago today.