* I thought it was Frisk for Mayor.

Kris Dreemurr.@souloflight.bsky.social · 11mo ago

#voteKrisformayor #Kris2026

* I am also not responsible for this.

* Interesting.

[ looking away again. ] * . . . Anyways.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

( raising an eyebrow. running around to face them. ) * ohhhh yeahhhh?

* . . . [ LOOKING AWAY. ] * It was not.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* why nooooot it was cuuuuute

[ watching both Frisk and Kris act like dogs in abject horror ]

* Frisk wants walkies?

* Do not laugh at me. * And do not use a pick up line on me.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* well i mean opposites attract so i guess it works out ( snickering. that was beautiful and totally not cringy. )

* Oh, they are both dogs.

* Fine, if you are the Angel, * Then I am the Devil. We are true opposites. [ that was cringe as fuck. why did chara do that. ]

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* are you sure?

* You are not.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* i was the angel all along actually

* Angel, please help me.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* woof!

// THIS is how Frisk can clutch Chara

Kris Dreemurr.@souloflight.bsky.social · last yr.

You should sell it for a higher price than you bought it for.

* . . . * You are like a lost puppy.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* oh okay goodbye ( they’re gonna follow them. )

* I am beginning to see the Frisk traits in them . . . No . . .

* Goodbye.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

( looking extra sad to spite them )

// frisk probably thinks kris is some kind of charisk homunculus

* Frisk, please stop saying “honey, I’m home!” each time you enter our dorm.

* Because I said so.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* why

* Eat your greens.

* Do not look so sad.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

* I do not think I will be doing that.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* wow you should do asmr 🤤

* It will be okay.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* divorce leads children to the worst places

* You may keep it.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* but your labubu 🥺

( what is their PROBLEM? )

* I am leaving.

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* sexy ? * get your ears checked dang

* I shall humor this once, * Yes, the rumors are true. Frisk and I are breaking up.

* What did you just call me?

Frisk.@fuckingitup.bsky.social · last yr.

* what

* Nostalgic about bombs?