beloved chungoose

@cookingterm.bsky.social

probably playing a video game, but might be baking or doomscrolling | he/him

i do hate villains who can't think ahead *at all* "aha! i will use this dropped cufflink to break up his marriage, and then i'll swoop in and snatch him up!" if he was happy in that relationship, what seems more likely: that he's going to thank you for ruining it or hate you forever?

this trend continues this week -- the only thing conan has remotely outsourced thus far is letting kogoro remember where he got his pants wet kinda wonder when the last time we've heard "that's what shinichi said" or "i saw it on a tv program" is, and if we'll hear them again anytime soon

beloved chungoose@cookingterm.bsky.social · last wk.

also conan keeps getting more blatant about his deductions instead of laundering them through kogoro, though i'm guessing that's setup for an upcoming black org showdown come on, kudo-kun, you're getting sloppy!

people treat this guy like a superhero because when supervillain megacorp does something awful, he says "hey, that sucks, you suck, and we won't let you do it" it very much helps that he apparently has the power/allies to actually stop them, but how many dems can even do the first part?

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 7d ago

Uber Eats and DoorDash hid tip buttons and set default tips below 10%. As a result, tips for delivery workers fell 79%.  In January, we made these corporations change their apps — and in the past six months, we've put $104 million back in delivery workers' pockets.  This is only the beginning.

i continue to think we would be better off if we focused on the outcomes we want, rather than ways we might get there, and hold our politicians to task until we arrive at those destinations like i'm an m4a fan, but if you want to straitjacket private insurance so hard we get the same outcomes...

Peggy Flanagan@peggyflanagan.bsky.social · last wk.

Your doctor should decide what care you need - not a dude behind a desk or worse, an AI robot. It's time to ban prior authorization.

i think they finally fixed the bug in outlook where turning these suggestions off didn't actually disable them, but i have a folder full of screenshots of "suggestions" that are hot garbage in the instances where they aren't actively wrong, they're overly prescriptive and language-flattening

By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net · last wk.

A few of my collaborators insist that I use Office 365's AI-enabled version of Word to work on documents with them. It's *maddening*. I estimate the ratio of good suggestions to bad ones that M365 insists on shoving into my face at about 1:100. It's practically unusable. 25/

i started getting a little skeeved out when the pretty assistant ate too much, which meant she had to clutch her upper ribcage to push up her breasts as much as possible, but when one ferret went up her skirt and another dove down her cleavage i pulled the plug on that particular anime

*world's longest sigh* 1) "focused on nutrition" like a serial killer focuses on his next victim, maybe, let's not pretend anything happening on that front is remotely good or well-intended 2) "critics say": did he explicitly stop monitoring these kinds of outbreaks or didn't he (he did)

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in this week's detective conan, takagi, who has been improving as a detective over the course of the series, runs an absolute shitshow of an investigation where he questions all the suspects together, who are obviously conferring about their alibis and being shifty as hell

i would like everyone to keep in mind when they say "but that's the way it works in the world of the story!!!" -- "it" being child marriage/rape, slavery, or whatever other disgusting premise -- is that THAT WORLD DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST. the creator is CHOOSING to make those things part of it!

Velodus✨@velodus.bsky.social · last wk.

It's weird how there's an extremely popular current anime show that every anime fan I respect not only isn't into but finds legitimately repulsive. (And I agree with them.)

this is one of those instances where, if i was a journalist, i would go to my editor and say "we need to run a straight-up explainer about this because everyone is talking out of their ass about it" presumably this has not been done, because i would assume that link would be flying around here

Noah Berlatsky@nberlat.bsky.social · last wk.

there is no primary election in the special election for ky senate. the parties just choose someone. not massie. someone's misled you; you should ideally find better sources. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/08/m...

my absolute favorite thing in rhythm heaven is putting up a perfect performance on the initial sight-read for a given game and then being utterly unable to do it when you can actually get credit for it

youtube is obviously now an enshittified cesspool of hostile user interactions, but the one that grinds my gears the most is when an ad kicks you out of full-screen mode to show you a sidebar companion to the video ad and then DOES NOT RETURN YOU to full-screen mode when the ad is over

hey look, it's the thing we all* knew was going to happen to iowa's plum standing eventually (and sooner rather than later after the 2020 clusterfuck) *does not include county party or state party leadership, who stubbornly insisted there was no need to share the first date with other states

VoteHub@votehub.com · 2w ago

🚨 NEWS — The DNC Rules and Bylaws committee has advanced the 2028 primary calendar: Jan 22: SC Feb 1: NV Feb 8: NH Feb 15: NM Feb 22: MI Feb 29: VA

there may an interesting philosophical debate to be had about the nature of consciousness and how we define it, but engaging in that debate with respect to a.i. right now grants too many premises to the most disingenuous actors and empowers them, as the thread below details quite nicely

Emily M. Bender@emilymbender.bsky.social · 2w ago

How about a jet-lagged live posting while I read? Trying to read this because I keep getting tagged in posts about it, but the first paragraph already contains synthetic text (a quote from Claude). I will skip that bit and persevere... www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

i feel like i'm going completely crazy that "found the diarrhea bug in lettuce taylor farms said was fine" was not immediately followed by "mandatory recall of all of taylor farms lettuce products"???? zero enforcement action, just a "hey heads up, russian poo-lette isn't over yet"

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w ago

The FDA said a sample of shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by ‌Taylor Farms that is not part of the current recall tested positive for the parasitic illness

my sole contribution to world cup chatter: this week's detective conan episode featured a j-league game where VAR was introduced and explained and everyone went to great lengths to explain what a good thing it was, including a player who had a goal rescinded because of a foul away from the ball

ok but why do they even need to say "386 likes" when the heart icon, the thing you use to indicate a like, is right there with "386" next to it reposts and quotes are combined into one figure with the symbol, so i can understand breaking those out. but the likes are what they are!

Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh you wanna see replies? Fun news we’re gonna take those out entirely! This is the most gobbledygook backwards upside down shit I’ve ever seen

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the girlfriend/car seat post is correct for the rank and file, but there's only one origin story for anyone working for cato: "i did debate club, i have no morals, and now i'm being paid tons of money to say this"

A post from the Cato Institute:

"How did you become a libertarian?
We sat down with 10 scholars and staff at the Cato Institute-with different origin stories, areas of expertise, and concerns-to find out how they came to libertarianism, what gives them hope, and what they would fix first if they could."