Fun fact: Splatoon 3 will not be discounted during the Steam Autumn Sale. This is because Nintendo is completely tone deaf toward their PC playerbase.
Cool and Good Splatoon Facts
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E-Liter 4k has received a major ink effiency nerf in the newest patch It now costs $4.43 per shot
Fun fact: Recent studies suggest that the average Turf Wars player has developed an abnormally intense fear response to images of the E-Liter 4k. Surprisingly, it has less to do with the weapon's oppressive range and more to do with how it reminds them of the absurdly high gas prices.
Fun fact: As a part of Splatoon 3's effort to make everything in the game a reference to the number three, .52 Gal will be replaced by .53 Gal in the next seasonal update.
Fun fact: By the time Splatoon 4 releases, Snipewriter will have been nerfed so many times that it will be outclassed by Neo Sploosh-o-matic as a backline
Fun fact: At Robo-ROMen, patrons can pay extra to have a seat directly next to the field of play when Turf Wars are hosted there. Since the stage's addition, there have only been 24 incidents of customers' food suddenly turning into squid ink ramen.
Fun fact: Splash-o-matic GCK-O is a unique kit in the sense that the weapon itself is not fun; instead, by spamming mist and storm on the objective, the weapon actually siphons the fun away from your opponents. There are probably moral implications to this.
Fun fact: Both Blaster and Range Blaster have flame designs on their front barrels. This is because the weapons are demonic and will descend back into the 9th circle of hell when Splatoon 3 EOS'es
Fun fact: Splatoon 4 was, in fact, revealed that day.
Cool and Good Splatoon Facts@cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 4w agoFun fact: Splatoon 4 was not revealed today
Fun fact: The cafeteria is indefinitely adding deep-fried .52 Gals to the menu. It will remain on the menu until the weapon is nerfed into the ground.
Nobody found a single pine cone. I must’ve hidden them too well
Cool and Good Splatoon Facts@cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · last mo.Fun fact: Riptide is right around the corner and it is officially the largest Splatoon LAN to date. To celebrate such an important event, our staff members have hidden 962 pinecones around the venue, and if you find them all, you get a bye to grand finals
what if i tried to start a splatoon local in the pittsburgh vicinity
Fun fact: You can donate in-person Cool and Good Splatoon Fact suggestions at Riptide. Come find me if you have a suggestion. You must be funny or we will turn you away
ShmeebTM@shmeebtm.bsky.social · 4w agoi am finally here
Fun fact: Splatoon 4 was not revealed today
Fun fact: There is going to be a Legend of Zelda themed Nintendo Direct this coming Tuesday, September 8, 2026. This is a prime opportunity to spam the stream chat with requests for .52 Gal nerfs. This will work because it will work.
Fun fact: There is going to be a Legend of Zelda themed Nintendo Direct this coming Tuesday, September 8, 2026. This is a prime opportunity to spam the stream chat with requests for .52 Gal nerfs. This will work because it will work.
Fun fact: In Splatoon 2, Splatoon 1's special weapons canonically did not return because their overwhelming strength led them to being banned. While this is an interesting diegetic touch, its logic is entirely invalidated by the addition of Sting Ray, the most bullshit special in the series.
Fun fact: If you or a loved one has been hurt by .52 Gal, you may be entitled to financial compensation
Fun fact: If you or a loved one has been hurt by .52 Gal, you may be entitled to financial compensation
Fun fact: Despite representing such a diverse set of cultures and musical genres, the Splatoon series has yet to make an in-universe depiction of the average gamer's favorite genre of music: the Persona 5 soundtrack.
Fun fact: Riptide is right around the corner and it is officially the largest Splatoon LAN to date. To celebrate such an important event, our staff members have hidden 962 pinecones around the venue, and if you find them all, you get a bye to grand finals
Fun fact: When pairing you up with a Get Help team with a < 30% stage completion rate, Splatoon Raiders increases your personal 5* drop rate by 500%. This is designed to teach you the feeling of despair as John Splattershot Jr. leaks all five of your lives and tosses your primo 5* into the abyss.
Fun fact: With the conclusion of the Summer Nights Splatfest, Splatoon 3 is now playable again.
Fun fact: You don’t want to know what will happen if you pull a Primo 5* of your main before your friend does
Fun fact: Following this week's patch, Carbon Roller now consistently kills at midrange more than the normal Splat Roller. This is obviously because... well... hm. I don't know. I don't know anything anymore. Get out. Get out of my classroom. There's no sense to be made of this anymore. Go home.