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Dunno who is looking for this sinister energy today, but if you'll recall an earlier thread on sylvanian critters who look like they survived a chemical factory fire, I present: Sister Robby's Halfway Home for Disaster Victims (wet facility, harm reduction approach)

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Really obsessed with this woman on the light rail who was munching sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a stoneware mug. I saw her spit like 20 times and never saw her put a single one *into* her mouth.

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Training in a medical record software is funny because youre suddenly writing a depression screening response letter to a FtM transgender baby named Nora Dragon who isnt scheduled to be born for another 230 days.

Its always so terrible to be in a public restroom with another person when one or the other of you clearly has to shit but i'd never had the bizarre experience of having a simultaneous shared IBS event with an anonymous stranger before now. Haunting.

In nursing homes across America they are wheeling 5-7 snoozing residents into the dining room while the 60 year old chaplain opens youtube links from her personal email in order to play adult alternative worship songs with ai-generated visuals and yoplait commercials at either end