Memories of me daring to compare with @coopcollie.bsky.social for #fcf
Cooper 🦴
@coopcollie.bsky.social
Call me Coop 😎 | Here for good vibes + kind souls | Pretty lewd | 🔞 | Always a charm never a chore ❤️
Tale as old as fucking time. England through and through. Classic, it’s in our nature.
Someone tell Pickford to stop smashing it every goal kick!! Amazing saves but seriously calm the fuck down.
It’s Thursday, I’m late for work, it’s a million degrees and I just wanted to share a thought: I really like eating ass. More people should accept it’s awesome and eat ass more. Cos it’s the best. Thanks, that concludes my TedTalk BYE BYE NOW! ❤️
The Eagles. Bob Seger. Steely Dan. I’m truly in my Dad rock era 😎
vm.tiktok.com/ZNR3DjNhR/ THEY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING! Shakira gonna be so disappointed when those furry buff boys just bang each other and leave her out 🤣
TikTok - Make Your Day
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Jesus the DNFs in Barcelona, something against tourist drivers?! Rude.
A muzz between the cheeks can’t even distract from his phone 😅
I know I’m super late the the party but Heated Rivalry is just solftcore gay porn. Hell yes I love it of course.
I know I post smut for a dopamine hit and it probably causes a bit of judgement, but I don’t really care right now 😅 “Distraction is good” - Cooper, 2026
Things have been heavy and pretty full on lately - I’m hoping summer brings a little more mischief, friskiness and collie dog antics. Maybe I need to just put my suit on more and let it ride 😏
I’m not a purple low light gay, I’m an orange low light gay. There’s a big difference bitch.
UGH! Breakups are shit on the waist >< we may be having a few too many negronis on repeat 😵
Oh boy…this is looking SO good! Always know you can rely on Spidey to be the savior of a very problematic universe 😆 youtu.be/8TZMtslA3UY?...
SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY – Official Trailer (HD)
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The word of the day is: FUCKSTRATED (adj.) The advanced stage of frustration where you don’t even have the energy to explain why anymore.
Did my pics get posted somewhere? Suddenly a LOT of activity on here today 😅
Someone needs to take Vinted away from me…this is getting out of hand 🤪
This track makes me wanna fuck slow and deep 😈 open.spotify.com/track/0rn8Bc...
..FEISTY
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