Ebenezer summer is here! Kids can’t get enough of it. They keep yelling at me “you there, boy? What day is it ?” I don’t know. Check your phone, you sprog bitch.
Peter cullen, voice of Optimus Prime, also voices The predator. He does that iconic "Hee Hee" sound in tracks like "Blame It On the Boogie" and "Black or White"
Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social · 4w agoWe all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.
Maybe The Real Social Network was the friends we made along the way
"At its heart, the story is about family" says Director regarding movie about being eaten by a whale
#Travel Pro tip: Skip the tourist places. Go where the REAL locals hang out, Apply for benefits at the social security agency, get something notarized, check out the DMV
Tim meadows: “You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Ted Kaczynski has to think about his entire life before he unabombs”
It's important to separate the artist from the artist
The Max Rebo Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. "We didn't left Hutt palace for this" - says Droopy McCool
Lizzie Magie inventing MONOPOLY to demonstrate how society should NOT work: "I have to make sure this is absolutely garbage to play. Nobody in their right mind would waste hours with this shit"
“Counting or not counting clanker violence ?” I ask right before the Smartoaster jumps in my jacuzzi
People forget, but "it might kill all humans" was also the original slogan for the Tamagotchi
I know people say is just a big bubble and it’s about to burst and flush down the economy, But you should bet your retirement funds on #Kagurabachi anime stocks 🚀🚀🚀
Crazy how much Aaron Pierre looks like John Stewart. He could literally be hosting the Daily show #Lanterns
Bob Ross streaming mecha chameleon: “mistakes are just happy accidents. this buoyant flamingo in the backrooms now has a friend” ShaLiz4rd_jennacider: “say that again and on god I’ll Swat you”
The Purge, but it's the one night of the year when people are allowed to celebrate their birthday
What is the big villain doing sitting alone in this empty room? No book, pc, phone… That throne doesn’t even look comfortable
Giga Sigma Wile E. Coyote walking past the edge of a cliff and walking midair through Grindset alone But a second of self reflection is enough to plummet down the canyon
r/ShrekFighter u/FartFartAway The Gingerbread Man meta is garbage. Unless you main Puss in Boots there's basically no counter to the cross up boomerang candy u/Pinocchioryuken No lies. Literally Unplayable. GM needs nerfing since 1st patch
Help! My license has expired! The penguin from Penguin Books is about to bust down the door. It wants my copy of Heretics of Dune back !
To improve America’s severely tarnished image abroad they need to release at least one more King of the Hill revival season
Health insurance is so messed up. In This week’s #Kagurabachi they returned a guy’s injuries back to him.
Odysseus: Mr. Agamemnon, I think I have blood on my hands Agamemnon: You think anyone in Troy cares who built the horse ? They care who gifted. I did. Somebody get this crybaby out of my office !
Superhero inflation is out of control ! 10 superheros could buy DUNE hype in 2018 Now it buys Hunger Games Hype, at best
England Fundamentally Misunderstands what a World Cup is. They talk about bringing a "cup" home, but you can't drink shit from this spherical golden rock thing
