just got assaulted in a pub but i got a free drink out of it✌️😗

i need help deciding on a halloween costume. i decided on bride of frankenstein but ive just dyed my hair the exact colour of rita’s from flushed away and i feel like that costume is too iconic to pass up 😭

how am i meant to feel autumnal when there isn’t a single fucking orange leaf in sight

in honour of cheeseboard season coming up, here’s some of my past ones. i can’t wait to make more 🫶

why are parents massive bigots and then when you give them any facts they take it as an attack on them as people and get even more defensive??

i’m a little sick rn. i miss being able to breathe. definitely took breathing for granted 😞

ugh time to clock in 🙄

my partner accidentally took my favourite shirt home with them. we’re in a long distance relationship and i won’t get my shirt back for over a month 😭

whats everyone going as for halloween? i still have no idea and im running out of time 😭

idk if anyone here watches call the midwife but i just finished it and ive cried my eyes out for an hour 😭

when is it acceptable to start watching christmas movies?

decided to watch that new lizzie borden series on netflix. it’s so inaccurate it’s a hard watch

finally got my laptop fixed after like 5 years and this is the first thing i do ♥️

i just booked a tattoo for halloween and i have no idea what to get 😭

sorry forgot i was a person for like a week

i hate being a woman. i’m trying to do a new window display in my shop and i’ve just had a guy come right up to the window and start staring and clapping at me 🙃

sorting my dvds out and i feel like this represents my two personalities 🫶

i’ve somehow stabbed myself with my nails while i was sleeping? now i have huge cut on my nose 😭

un-goth confession, i’m more excited for christmas than halloween. i can’t wait to put my tree up

god why was i not tested for autism sooner?? just found my twilight themed scrapbook i made when i was 11. this is just one page of many 😭

i fucking hate pinterest. “ai modified” and it’s a photo i took myself???

i was at my local pride festival before and i was with my new friend (my ex boyfriends ex girlfriend). we happened to see our ex boyfriend so my new friend decided to wave at him and he looked so pissed off 💀

i have one of these really cute pointed umbrellas (like in the photo) and i’ve just had a grown woman basically point and laugh and tell me my umbrella is hilarious and then asked me if i’ve seen the shape of it? people with no whimsy are fucking boring (not my photo, just an example)

i hate when nsfw accounts comment on or save my posts. my photos aren’t sexual in any way, i’m just trying to exist. women have been sexualised to the point i can’t even buy new glasses without people getting off on it

i got new vivienne westwood glasses!! i feel so pretty

decided to go on a night out by myself. my friend works at a pub so i’m just chilling in there but im kinda bored 🙃

making cinnamon apple pies rn while watching practical magic. also lit a few pumpkin spice candles for the vibe 🧡

why do i get such odd customers?? just had a woman in who didn’t say anything to me when she came in but as she’s leaving she says “christmas is coming” and then just leaves??

nooo dolly parton 😭😭😭