// thinking abt resident evil au xali being a forensic pathologist at the rpd or the care center or wherever. and when the zombies hit she ends up the group’s medic. like guys i gotta be real i have done a lot of medical work on cadavers but alive people are a LOT different okay bear with me
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Itto is…. Training today…. Ahah….. Heh…. Hehehehe…… Where are my binoculars.
‘Ohhhhh that house looks haunted’— they all are. Like I hate to break it to you but there’s a 90% chance literally any building is haunted. There’s four ghosts at my favorite Starbucks.
// eventually i will properly redesign her bc her design is very lackluster to me rn but honest to god. nikki has given me the perfect xali design and im just. using this in my head atp. omg.
// she literally becomes a giant flaming xoloitzcuintli w/ her nightsoul ability but cats are neat too LMFAO
Is your muse a cat or dog person?
// thinking once more abt xali’s brother today. bc imagine waking up and ur whole fam is dead. and then years later bam there’s ur brother. but he doesnt know u and he says his name isn’t teo its flins. bc hes a fucking fae spirit that borrowed ur brother’s form. like. bro. xali has been thru ENOUGH
"𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕. 𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕕, 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕖𝕝, ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕤-𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕."
How can something I love so much hurt me this bad…….
// thinking abt the fact that xali doesn’t know her own birthday other than the fact that it’s in october so itto throws her a birthday party on a random october day every year and always says ‘happy october-ish’. like thats their thing. october-ish. im so unwell
LISTEN MAN I DON’T THINK YOU CAN HELP HERE.
A moment of annoyed silence… Then Xali just pulls out her phone. “Hold on. I’m googling the theory of evolution, ‘cuz this guy was executed for science crimes or some shit and he refuses to move on until I prove his ‘arch nemesis’ Darwin was right…”
Please stop giving me ATK artifacts that is too much responsibility PLEASE
Oh, feel free!! It’s… Really mostly just spectacle. Yelling. But if you’re a betting man you could probably bankrupt the whole gang. Which… Wouldn’t take much effort 💧
Yeah… Itto has terrible decision making skills. I wouldn’t even call it gambling. He just gets emotionally attached to these dang bugs. Which, I gotta be honest, kinda freak me out, but like. If I SAY that he’ll get all sad. So I put up with it for his dumb sake.
So. Um. You put two beetles in a little ‘ring’ and they just… Try to flip each other over. That’s it. No harm done, just. Embarrassment for the beetles. And financial despair for the idiot that keeps betting on the smaller ones because ‘everyone loves an underdog’ 🙄
So. Um. About that. ……… You ever heard of beetle fighting?
Well… The shogunate is pretty strict… And we ARE technically part of a gang… And most of our money goes to beetles…
Well he should pass along that knowledge, ‘cuz this dummy just thinks it’s a fun field trip to go see his pals. As in, the wardens. That all can’t stand him. 😐 He’s lucky he’s so damn charming. For REAL. Bail is expensive.
Honestly I just let him keep getting arrested and hope he learns his lesson. It… Hasn’t worked so far, but. Y’know. Men. 🤷♀️
Oh, he’s nice! He’s super nice. Like, annoyingly nice. Like help old lady across the street by just carrying her nice. He’s just…. Dumb. And large. Which is generally not a good mix of traits.
Itto is not allowed to play fetch with Infernus unsupervised ever again because tell me why I looked over and this man has a stick in his mouth. Bro you are a YOKAI.
Infernus, whomst has never met a stranger, sniffs curiously— Before letting out an obnoxiously loud bark, paired with harmless flame like a burst of hot wind, and immediately getting distracted by something else and going back to sniffing everything. +
⠀ ⠀⠀" Hm ... So you unhaunt ⠀⠀haunted objects and ⠀⠀places .ᐣ I know someone ⠀⠀else who deals with ⠀⠀ghosts on a daily basis . " ⠀⠀She would glance behind ⠀⠀herself, not really seeing ⠀⠀anything . Obviously . ⠀⠀" Does he need help ⠀⠀crossing over .ᐣ That's ⠀⠀usually the case . " ⠀
Omg can I please sleep in. Just one day. Please. It’s only noon I need like three more hours.
// yes but she doesn’t think she does. like. she has the most badass fashion sense and two dogs made of blue fire but shes like ‘im just a widdle guy lol’ i wanna shake her like a maraca.
Does your muse have aura?
In this image: ALMOST one quarter of a collective brain cell.
Infernus. Infernus. No. INFERNUS. DO NOT.
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“Mm? Oh, you’re good. I mean— Well. Actually, yeah, you should probably step back ‘cuz it’s gonna get loud.” With what sounds like a combination of a cymbal crash and a crackling blaze, bright blue fire pours from her lantern, quickly taking the shape of what appears to be a lean, lithe dog. +
“U-Uhm…” The too many teeth thing reminded her of her conjure ability that she’s getting better at. “I can give you space t-to let you take care of the… ghosts and stuff…” She takes a step back.