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813. southern nigga. BCU alum 🐯
first day on vyvanse. why the first thing i did was take a nap
inattentive adhd.. didn’t even know different versions existed but i looked it up and there might as well just be a picture of me up there
adhd evaluation in a few minutes. finally, someone to tell me what’s wrong with me 😭
adhd evaluation in a few minutes. finally, someone to tell me what’s wrong with me 😭
i haven’t had airpods in years but i got gifted some earlier this week.. and y’all i know i’m late but this spatial audio shit is insane. like why is everything so quiet when i put them on 😭
my momma is from new orleans, my daddy is from texas. AND they both retired navy on top of that. i’m sorry you getting called ma’am/sir around here whether you like it or not 😭
sometimes i forget how deep my voice is until it scares literal children
my mom has the prettiest name. i’ve never met anyone else with it and i refer to her as mom of course so i feel like i never hear the name 😂 but i would definitely give her name to my daughter
that morning blunt and coffee combo.. might as well be a laxative
the way that rent ate up that entire last paycheck and now ion got nun to smoke 😩 i’m so mf irritated rn
this couple i been fucking on is going through a NASTY breakup.. but i hope they know i’m not choosing between them 🫣
i just wanna put the down payment on these braces man but life keeps getting in the way 😭
okay i’m getting FOMO from this love island shit. someone give me they peacock info so i can tune into the #mess
this heat alone is enough for me to want to leave florida. this shit is so fucking brutal
y’all ever had a nigga laugh you up out ya drawls?
the hardest part about this gym journey is that i NEVER FUCKING EAT 😭 it’s so hard to put on weight
every time i have the money for the down payment on these braces some other random expense comes up i’m so irritated
another pet peeve of mine i always forget is someone sneezing over 3 times. this lady just sneezed at minimum 12 times in this family dollar and i’m viscerally angry for some reason
some of my friends’ best pictures on IG were taken by me. like put some respect on my name
dog sitting for one of my sneaky links while he outta town and idk imma be sad when he comes back 😭 i love his dog
took a good selfie so it’s time to plaster it on all social media sites
every so often a new word gets stuck in my head and it’s all i can think about for some reason. the word today is palchritudinous, which means to be physically attractive or beautiful.
it’s so much fine shyt in this airport.. keeping my composure
this nigga farted in the gym something so foul i got nauseous and had to leave early, i’m irritated
reaching out after months, sending vids of you str*king, telling me you miss me, all to say you got a man. the jokes write themselves
a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead
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just came across an old sneaky link’s obituary 😵💫 shit’s kinda fucking me up lowkey
i’ve had the same car for the last 10 years. i need an upgrade bad lmfaoo