Ketamine and Old Lace
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Hard at work crafting better tasting poisons for true taste makers. Blessed be the maker and his water. #butlerianjihadnow He/Them Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya
She was okay, until she wasn't. -overheard
All right boys. it's time to wash your bed sheets and your pillow cases
I think we should start losing our shit every time a politician says Lord willing then
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5d agostarting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”
Had a bad morning, so I gave a stranger a small gift. He asked about my rock pendant and said his daughter collects rocks, so I grabbed a brad bracelet from my car and ran back in the store to give it to him. (Already late to work) The mood lift I got was incredible.
I don't know if at this point if it's ironic or just plain disheartening to see the same racist talking point regurgitated over and over again.
Delta Nupe@itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 6d agoEl-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
Talked with a coworker about how a volcano based end of life plan saves a ton on logistics and cremation costs.
You can't make bourbon with salt water
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · last wk.One word: icon.
My beautiful baby Penny had a seizure this morning, causing me to have to leave a 4 day festival I was working to go get her from the emergency vet. She is okay, just have to keep an eye on her. It was a long, expensive fucking day.
Id probably just ask her why god made her teeth too big for her mouth
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 2w agoEvangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
History shows that democrats are not going to remove the filibuster. No matter how deep throated.
Jamie Dupree@jamiedupree.bsky.social · 2w agoPresident Trump demands that the Senate cancel its recess and approve the SAVE America Act
This is the stuff. This isnt sponsored content, but it could be.
Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour.bsky.social · 2w agoI've discovered that if you mix a 10 mg blueberry raz Keef with a sugar-free Red Bull it tastes like Mountain Dew Baja Blast and gets you high
I've discovered that if you mix a 10 mg blueberry raz Keef with a sugar-free Red Bull it tastes like Mountain Dew Baja Blast and gets you high
They are called skeets, the door is that way if you dont like it.
wondering how long my joke "what kind of lawyer were you" will be funny in hell.
Pervert glasses for perverts should be destroyed. There is also an ap that lets ypu know if any are nearby. Source: Reddit share.google/QTXQuNnEKxKA...
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The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w agoMeta’s smartglasses mean any child can be covertly filmed. In the age of AI, how do we tackle that risk?
Is there a smooth way to tell a woman that she looks absolutely angelic
Its a fantasy adventure story, there is no way to be historically accurate. The stupidest man alive has more money than god.
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3w agono it won't
Jesus Christ AIPAC really got its money's worth
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 3w agoTomorrow, the House will vote on the NDAA, which includes a provision to merge parts of our military with the IDF. This amendment is an existential threat to American sovereignty and democracy. Every member of Congress must vote NO.
Just got a new phone. The transfer process is 10 million times better than it used to be.
I'm a simple man, I believe that we should keep DEI and get rid of d'AI
You've heard of big dick energy? Get ready for microscopic dick energy!
Fifty Shades of Whey@fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 4w agoThis guy is running for Wyoming's only seat in the US House and he's a real-life cartoon. One of his main priorities is to "ban sharia law." For context, there are less than 300 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.
Where were you when Eric Clapton needed you?
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 4w agoIf you are opening the windows to stay cool during the heatwave, make sure to protect kids from window falls. Move furniture kids can climb away from windows. Install window stops or guards. If you have double-hung windows, open them from the top.