cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium (for Elderly Gays 40+)
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
Gee-rated friendship films about man's humanity towards man
Coach said you could use the bathroom while you were mowing his lawn. He didn't expect you so early. He catches you watching. "Dang bud, make some noise next time. You need a lesson in manners?" You nod. He lectures you for forty-five minutes about privacy and consent, then you go home and jerk it
it really made that noise
You help coach with some yard work after the game. He notices you watching him tented shorts and asks you to take your pants down so he can play with your swollen nuts. "Wow, buddy," he says when your hard dick pops out. "Damn horny, huh?" Grinning, he kneels down and puts your cockhead in his mouth
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🌽🛐 worshipping at the altar of cock
They didn't have room service so we had to eat the snacks we brought from home
"That makes sense," Coach says when you tell him you warmed it up earlier, just in case, you know... He eases his fat cockhead into your hole. "You okay?" You tell him he can push it in. When he does, a wad of precum drips out. His hips start rocking. Coach smiles. Dreams do come true
Be honest: Would you let a wizard shrink you down to penis size so you could get a full-body double rubdown from our penises? 🧙♂️🌽
Some of you only repost furry content and our porn. We're into it, don't stop, but is there something... anthropomorphic... about us? Should we pick fursonas and learn to talk like Tony the Tiger? Maybe you know something we don't. What's the furry equivalent of an egg?
Intro to our new sex documentary. Lots of face fucking and cock on cock action, even some kissing. Full video on Pornhub and xhamster :)
"Rainy Day" - Part 10 - Something hot for you (cumshot), something dumb for us (post-credits scene that sets up the second arc of the cornfedMTdads Cinematic Universe)
"Blueballs 4: Bushwhacked"
"Rainy Day" - Part 9 - More butt sex-> slowmo cumshot -> "the goggles do nothing!"
"Rainy Day" - Part 8 - Some penis-on-penis type stuff going on in this one 🫣
"Rainy Day" - Part 7 - What's your favorite thing to sodomize on rainy days? Ours is butt
"Rainy Day" - Part 7 - Bubba's inability to wink makes Don insatiable for butt sex