Corndogg

@corny99.bsky.social

Geriatric millennial, he/him, I think too much about the Timberwolves.

Glad the wolves are showing up for the series but big picture ant doesn’t look healthy and they jus are not going to be able to win playoff series unless/until he is

I know from afar that you should expect sudden aggression from an aspiring despot like Trump but I’m honestly in a bit of shock right now at the temerity of this

I like bringing slomo back to the wolves; he shouldn’t play in the playoffs absent injury or bad foul trouble, but I like him for the regular season as like a 10th guy who plays when a big is out or suspended

Learning about Randle’s struggles with mental health has changed how I look at these deep funks he goes into but it doesn’t change how awful he is when he’s in them

Tonight vs Utah wouldn’t be the worst loss of the year in terms of how the wolves have played but situationally, a fully-healthy squad vs jazz on the back end of a b2b, yeah, it’s definitely the worst

Joan looking to try that layup on Wemby with less than a minute left was a dumb move in the moment but absolutely a good sign for Beringer long-term. Wasn’t afraid or overthinking in a high-leverage moment

Is Rudy Gobert really just the inverse of Luka Doncic? Both are generational talents on one side of the ball, capable of nearly single-handedly bringing a team to a top-5 unit.

I know he’s not going to win it because of rep and whatnot but Rudy probably should win DPOY this year, he’s having his best year for the wolves right now

Hosting thanksgiving this year and I’m feeling like making a crazy (but tasty) side dish. Like, “bologna marshmallow stew” kind of unhinged shit, but still good. Any ideas out there?

A pretty regular part of Timberwolves fandom these days is reading a ton of comments on how bad Rudy is, then checking the box score from the last night and seeing he was like +8 in a 2 pt loss

Reaves and Ayton attack Jaden and Rudy and get a good look and wolves lose. Just not excusable for two players of that defensive caliber to play that poorly on the final shot

I really hope someone at the wolves thinks to send a tape from this game to espn before they run another “is ant anti-clutch” segment sometime this season

Sengun did a “feel the defender’s hand close so rise up through it for a jumper just to draw the foul” tonight and I feel like that should be a pretty big red flag for the league