aura farmer knight who would much prefer to dramatically toss aside her hat & cloak before a duel x princess who insists on lovingly removing them itself & holding onto them until you return victorious
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Maggie's diary & kink blog - DEAD DOG, DO NOT EAT narcoleptic vampire maid - she/her 🏳️⚧️ it/its i just say these things for fun
theyre chopping me up and stuffing the pieces into a body pillow with a kitty maid on it
i could communicate just in gifs of dogs . look at this one. youre the other dog, or even perhaps the cat
Golden Retriever Puppies & Cat Cuddle
ALT: Golden Retriever Puppies & Cat Cuddle
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listening to someone talk abt Obsession and they give a content warning for the dead cat but not the rape scene
yeah ive been fixed but acting out the pregnancy scare is like half the fun
i need someone bigger and stronger than me i can fight back against while they force themselves inside me and i need to know that i can do it without holding back i wanna fight someone like a cornered animal and i wanna lose
it a ppear that they once again, gave me the weed that makes you drool a fuck of a lot
my liege tells me this is how all knights are supposed to dress
sharing an hp bar with your wife as a dual boss fight
i'm developing my own incoherent take on objectivism revolving around being subdued by powerful women, outlined in my book The Showerhead, in which i confusingly call myself "the ayn rand of women"
elf strangler@corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 3mo agoayn rand couldve written some decent hetslop rape smut if her desire to be subdued by powerful men wasnt also the basis of her political beliefs
cucking my steam deck by plugging in and playing with an external controller
ex texted out of nowhere to apologize for the funeral thing
yeah yeah princess leia's costume is pretty cool but when i was talking about that one part of star wars where the protagonists are captured by the villain and put into perverted servant outfits this is what i meant
come to my swamp lair . we have poison miasma which ignites easily
see i cant hang out with zoomers bc they just cant appreciate a comfortable silence