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@cortezreloaded.bsky.social
❝ ¿𝘊𝘰ñ𝘰, 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴ó? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨? ❞ mdni - https://adult https://themes.
( hands on her hips . ) proof i took a nap ◞ proof that im everyone’s favorite .ᐣ cause one of them is obvious .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝕭𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 .ᐟ@bluerapper.bsky.social · yesterdayᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ⠀“ I'm starting to suspect there are at least four lies in everything you just told me. I need proof. ”
me takin ‘ a lil nap ? ‘s only boring cuz everyones favorite is gone. which is me ◞ obviously .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝕭𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 .ᐟ@bluerapper.bsky.social · 2d agoᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ⠀“ It sounds so boring. ”
uff . i gotta stop dozin ‘ off .
m’kay, i’ll do it toooo ! ( * ❤️ )
now why is my man my man my MAN not FUCKIN ANSWERING MY CALLS
i meaaaann. i’m gonna put up a lil’ fuss about it, but i’m not gonna say nooo. . . ( pursing her lips in some sort of comical smug expression — incredibly self aware that she’s playing stubborn for fun. ) but yknow, i’m tough as fuck. i can handle walking.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ@driftingshadows.bsky.social · 3w agoYa' sure it's fine ? If you need to take a break I don't mind carrying ya'. [ A worried expression now. ] . . . Actually, I'll carry you regardless. If you're already going through pains, maybe it's best you take a bit of a break .
riot . convention had me busy all day bro… anyways what’s up
they’re gonna kill me in ‘bout five minutes at the rate i’m goin’. ( a loooong groan. ) ‘s fine, ‘s fine. iunno, maybe it’ll make my calves look real good.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ@driftingshadows.bsky.social · 4w agoYour legs are going to kill you later, Jazz. [ A bit of a laugh. ] I think you blow those fitness tiktokers out of the water.
iunno, some people are nasty. i dated a buncha’ men like that. grrrr—OSS. dating scene right now is fuckin’ ass.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ i feel the same way. man or woman or otherwise, height and weight dont matter to me. neither does appearance to a certain degree. . . ⠀
i didn’t even do nothin’ crazy today either. i just decided to walk instead of taking the train today, i was tryin’ to be like those cute fitness tiktokers. fuuuuck . . .
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ@driftingshadows.bsky.social · 4w agoNo problem. Sounds like you had a long day. [ He laughs, smiling with his buck teeth shining through. ] Feel that, i always forget to stretch when it comes to walkin', whether on the treadmill or otherwise, ahah. .
man, i don’t look that shit up. what i look like, a geek ? ‘s long as the man’s tall, ion’ care. fuck it, he could be average height if he’s hot enough.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ i figured you'd know. if i'm not holding the world record, of course. i know there's this wembanyama guy, but like... other than him, i can't think of the world's actual tallest man, living or dead. ⠀
now why is my man my man my MAN not FUCKIN ANSWERING MY CALLS
iunno, baby . there’s some TALL motherfuckers out there. whus’ even the world record on height right now?
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ no, no... i'm one hundred percent demon. i don't think there's even a human that exists that comes close to my height. ⠀
eh ? i just thought you were wearin’ some freaky kinda costume. yknow, like the assholes in times square. . . . i guess that WOULD explain the size. ( is she fucking stupid. )
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ i am pretty weird... considering i ain't even from — well — * here. i'm not very ... how do i put this ... “sociable” with humans. given i * am a demon. ⠀
ay. . . thanks. ( * 💧 ) ( one hand rubbing her lower back, the other fiddling with the pill bottle cap. ) jasmines been doin’ a whoooole lotta walking lately n’ not enough stretching.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ@driftingshadows.bsky.social · 4w agoI should have some pain meds on me. Gimme a sec. [ Pulling his green and black backpack off, settling it down on the ground. Opening it, he searches and finds a pill bottle of tylenol, passing it over. ] Here.
mmmhm. don’ worry, i definitely can tell. shits pretty funny, though . even if you’re actin’ like a lil weirdo.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ surely, it's unlikely i'd give you a reason to “accidentally" kick me right in the nose. i've just been— i dunno... wingin' it? ⠀
soft, n’ also easy position to accidentally kick you square in the nose. but if it’s worth it, it’s worth it ! ( swinging her legs. . . )
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ i mean— . . . yeah. yeah, that'll do just fine. ( he promptly sits down— bending back to rest his head on her ass. ) ... 's comfy. ⠀
ooh, that’d be cute. like in the movies. . . . maybe a tylenol too.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ@driftingshadows.bsky.social · 4w agoNeed someone to carry you and/or your things around?
for now, im gonna assume it was my ass n’ call it a day. fair ?
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ nah, nah. i don't know what it is. if i knew i'd tell you for sure ⠀
i mean. . . ‘s just like talkin’ to anybody else, no ? unless it’s somethin’ about me in specific you’re not tellin’ me.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ probably? like i said, this is entirely new to me. ⠀
aaaand you’re saying that’s what’s makin’ you nervous?
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀ well, obviously you're * NOT a unicorn. you'd think i woulda' seen latinas before, but, lo and behold, i haven't. ⠀
‘s not like im a unicorn or nothin’. lots of em’ in brooklyn — or. well. new york in general, honestly.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀⠀ i am, in all honesty — very straightforward most of the time. i just got caught off guard this time. maybe it's cuz i've never met a latina before. ⠀⠀
. . . ( blink. ) oh wow, wasting no time. m’kay, ion’ see why not !
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀⠀ mhm! very special! . . . can i lay my head on your ass? ⠀⠀
damn, what the fuuuck. . . i really thought that’d work.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀⠀ okay. that just makes me giggle. you're cute. ⠀⠀
you should be. ( flinching forward in an attempt to startle him . ) RAH.
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀⠀ i might be a little bit. ⠀⠀
. . . you got a weird way of speakin’. you sure you ain’t still nervous ?
𝖔' 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social · 4w ago⠀⠀ this do be true. that IS your ass. ⠀⠀