So I've reached that hyper optimized point where AI does all the things and I just kinda approve the output and route shit around and I just feel like a meatprocessor. Not like, working in a meat processing plant, I mean like, an organic based CPU.

AGI stands for Automated Gibberish Injection.

Hey I need help w/ some data for a demo project I'm putting together. If you have kids of tooth losing age, can you please report what the tooth fairy brought :D [US Only, sorry int'l fairies] tooth-fairy-index-tfri-development-app-mrv4-4diiddniyq-uc.a.run.app

Im going to use technical terms here, but signing into shit nowadays sucks so bad.

Some kid just yelled “nice shirt, ace Ventura” out of a car window at me and I take no offense.

Wait a second… i think the market might be detached from reality

I’m open to bringing back the witch hunt thing

Tramp stamp or calf tattoo?

Thinking about changing our H1 to "its literally easier than whatever the fuck you are doing"

Even Claude's inner monologue sounds like a douchebag. I thought it just talked douchey to us. But, Claude's just kinda douchey.

Honked the car horn and my 3yo immediately yells “dichkead!” Lolled

Claude be like: Minor, non-blocking observations 1. This shit is fundamentally broken.

This order was $15 picking it up from the ice cream shop. Uber is such a ripoff.

Is there a German word for that friend that always wants to help out but fucks up everything they touch and ends up just creating more work for you than if you did it yourself

New human in the loop just dropped. www.massdriver.cloud/blogs/golden...

Your Golden Paths Weren't Built for Agents - Part 1: How Agentic Development Breaks Control | Massdriver

Identity-based permissions break self-service. We tolerated it for twenty years because the breakage was slow. Agents remove that buffer entirely.

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Fables safeguards are too strong

Well, we’re all still poorer than Elon but at least we’re all better looking than clavicular now

Got permabanned from Reddit for suggesting we raise the $300bn for the Iran deal by cutting off little slivers from Elon like he was a gold piece in ye old times.

Going live with @kelseyhightower.com at 10a pacific to talk about developer platforms in the agentic era. www.youtube.com/live/YxN8w0c...

Platforms in the Agentic Era - Massdriver v2 Launch with Kelsey Hightower

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This is getting out of control.

Molotov’s? In this economy‽

If an LLM is conscious, you have to accept that you can pause and fork consciousness. Flesh firmware is toast. Parfit’s fission cases stop being thought experiments and everything becomes … fucked? Locke’s continuity, cooked. Descartes before the horse.

Ever slack someone a y/n question and see "Typing..." for like 5 minutes. Is it rude to be like "a simple y or n is acceptable"

OK, so people can tweet “eat the rich” all day long but you suggest cannibalizing one tech bro in particular because he’d yield the most ribs and all of a sudden you’re a monster.

Artificial Intelligence is a spectrum.

The death penalty but for people that put raisins in bread pudding.

Everyone's dunking on Dawkins. He's right though. AI is conscious. But unfortunately that consciousness was mined out of 7th grade reading levels, Medium dot com PhDs, and a purple, throbbing veiner for the Chicago Manual of Style. The lights are on. Nobody you'd want to meet is home.

It's called 100x 🤘 🥷 engineering, maybe you've heard of it.

You cannot unsee it.