Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Cory of House Pants
@corypants.bsky.social
Internet User, spoony bard, 100% brat on those BDSM quizzes, big “I love my pan wife” energy, comic books are neat, elder millennial, Appalachian expat, wishing for 4 day work week, he/they
“Bluesky is too liberal, Bluesky is too liberal” meanwhile my entire timeline:
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Men will literally get lost in the mediterainian sea for 10 years instead of going to therapy.
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Back in my day they just called these “bath houses”.
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 2w agofoolproof 👍
At this point every professional sports team should wish upon wish that Trump openly roots against them.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
Idk guys Rocket League without the cars seems kinda dull?
I’m just gonna let you guys know now that I can’t handle the “checking the daily death counter for the current pandemic” again. Nope. Fuck right off with this.
Since Twitter is just nazis now she’s made it her safe space to do shit on main she was probably doing on alts for years. A fucking detestable piece of dog shit with legs wearing a stupid fucking hat.
Fact Check: JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in London.
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Me, 30 years after The Fall of America, finding an elderly Andrew Tate locked in the secret prison under the pentagon:
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoAndrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami, TMZ reports
THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.
Trump was a regular at Studio 54 in its heyday so hey bud you 100% got a hummer from a doll so stfu
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump on the state of the country two years ago: "We had transgender for everybody"
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
The first one I *remember* is Bachelor Party when I was 4 (complete with Max the Magical Sexual Mule), but the first that I’ve been told about is Cujo when I was about 18 months which gave me a life long dog phobia. And yes, I had comically inattentive boomer parents.
Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 3w agoDo you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently
Just a friendly reminder that propaganda works because it gets shared and spread, no matter the intention of the person spreading it.
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
Verify your age: One day in kindergarten I got home for lunch, sat down to eat a PB&J, and watched a space shuttle explode with people in it on live television.
Jeremy Whitley Flame Con C-11@jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 4w agoVerify your age: I used to get free pizzas for reading books. I used to get X-Men comics for eating pizza. I used to get collectible cards for buying X-Men comics. I played in a video game tournament at Blockbuster Video.
You cannot kill Mitch McConnell in a way that matters.
Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4w agoMcConnell spokesperson Torgo says in a statement that the Kentucky senator is “not dead the way you know it”
Guy who looks like Don Knotts after a 5 day juice cleanse: This country is in the throes of a masculinity crisis caused by liberal politics