Hate to say I told you so but this outbreak is exactly why you must always cook your lettuce
Unsure why my character in Dune Part Two was cut then brought back in Part Three to look worse but that’s Hollywood I guess
If your dog is scared of fireworks this Fourth of July hire me to come over and distract it by running from closet to closet at random intervals all night
They’re playing Usher right now on the dance floor… I can feel it…
Cory Snearowski@corysnearowski.bsky.social · last mo.I myself am not at Taylor and Travis’s Wedding but I WILL be there for them at every step of their marriage, both the highs and lows 🥂 Of course I’m drinking right now in celebration, this exciting new chapter for all of us. I’m standing, facing the corner of a bare room because I feel safe here
I myself am not at Taylor and Travis’s Wedding but I WILL be there for them at every step of their marriage, both the highs and lows 🥂 Of course I’m drinking right now in celebration, this exciting new chapter for all of us. I’m standing, facing the corner of a bare room because I feel safe here
Hello! In July I will have the opportunity to showcase my photography at a local library, and I'd love to have help deciding which images are worth showcasing. Below is a form to fill out if you'd like to choose/vote on images. Form: forms.gle/dLYXGH1xmL82... Thank you!
ROBIN: Holy mackerel, Batman! BATMAN: Robin I’ve asked you before to refrain from sacrilege
If you made ‘The Office’ today millions would die
Move over Kill Tony there’s another bad boy of the stage 😈
Hello my name is Tony Soprano. The idea of what a family can look like is constantly changing, but one idea about family will always stay the same: That it is everything. From our family to yours, happy pride. Salúd 🥂
NYC! June 20 I’m hosting FROG FARM as MR. DEVIL! It’s a great show with a fantastic lineup. This show always sells out so get tickets while you can: restlessnites.com/events/frogf...
The next James Bond should be a child but still played by Daniel Craig
I seem to have fallen into the Failed-comedian-to-Baptist-minister pipeline
APRIL SHOWS: NYC: 4/17 at 8PM Tickets: restlessnites.com/events/thebr... PHILLY: 4/24 at 9PM Tickets (Promo code “cory” for 20% off): www.simpletix.com/e/philly-ske...
NYC: This show is next Friday! For one ticket you get: Some Branchburg bits, a Difficulty man set, a wonderful sample of a new scripted podcast we're all in, and a killer lineup in between. Secure your seat below 👇
Cory Snearowski@corysnearowski.bsky.social · 4mo agoAPRIL SHOWS: NYC: 4/17 at 8PM Tickets: restlessnites.com/events/thebr... PHILLY: 4/24 at 9PM Tickets (Promo code “cory” for 20% off): www.simpletix.com/e/philly-ske...
APRIL SHOWS: NYC: 4/17 at 8PM Tickets: restlessnites.com/events/thebr... PHILLY: 4/24 at 9PM Tickets (Promo code “cory” for 20% off): www.simpletix.com/e/philly-ske...