Kinda always knew I'd end up your ex girlfriend but I should have thought of that before we kissed

I love her

Got paddled by a cute girl in a gay bar today. I'm a happy girl 😊

I love when someone says they don't want to be "that guy" and then proceeds to be that guy by telling me how he's never had to worry about something that happened to me so I shouldn't worry about it

If you look at the current state of the military industrial complex and the way this government doesn't provide for its soldiers and still want to enlist I find that hella sus

I need ppl to quit equating needing reading glasses for presbyopia with not being able to see five inches from your damn face

So this explains it

Mormons, I ask this in good faith. Why is a cup of coffee or tea not allowed but a soda full of flavor syrups and coffee creamers is allowed?

I should have gone to the gym today

Powerlifting femmes, do you get acrylic nails? How long are your nails? How developed are your callouses? I'm new at this and working on accepting that callouses are going to happen. #powerlifting #womenwholiftweights

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social is out here causing marital discord. @abigailgloom.bsky.social and I got some steak and chicken from him. Both were great but the steak has us fighting. So I guess we'll have to order more.

I know patriarchy is everywhere and it's not just Christianity doing this shit but "Dude, kill your kid, lol jk, but cool that you were gonna" and "I'm gonna make you miserable and wreck your whole life to test your love for me" is some toxic mindgame shit and fuck that.

The fact that I don't look like Lupita with short hair in the month of melanin poppin' and pride is both antiblack and antisapphic. Please send me your prayers during this difficult time.

There's a petty joy in knowing I can bench press the average weight of the girls pushing being insanely thin and weak. Just deadlifted 115 and it was kinda easy.

Dear Xena or Sappho or lesbian jesus, please send me a Daddy for father's day and may she/they/it make me quit wanting to go on misandrist tirades as I'm inundated with father's day adverts.

I remember when a guy my mom was seeing told an 12/13 yo me "real young ladies take off their nail polish when it starts to chip" and I hit him with a "that's nice" and went on with my chipped polish. I have always been this way

Mermaids don't lose sleep over the opinion of people who feel that men in this country need to be defended against the snarky words of a black female misandrist 🤷🏾‍♀️

Having autism doesn't justify lying to, hiding things from, or consistently breaking plans with your partner.

Thought I was over it I have one more hour to be a weakass sad girl bitch and then it's time to boss up and cut that shit out.

Might need a new gym buddy. She's making me do split squats tomorrow. Something about "strengthening my posterior chain and overall balance"

Can I hit the next guy who gives me solicited dietary advice or tells me not to worry about "getting bulky" with a bottle of protein shake? I have a dietician for that and I am trying to get bulky! I want to get JACKED! I'm not busting my ass in the gym to "tone" I'm there to get swole 🏋🏾‍♀️

It's fun when you get reminded that your existence is due to a weird kinda rapey relationship and probably centuries of forced selective breeding.

Tmw your gym buddy buys you new squat shoes and a Starbucks drink making you feel like a lil bottom princess. Do I owe her dinner now?

If your pride event is outside in June, assume I'm not coming. I need to be gay in air conditioning.

Was asked in a training if I knew of any legendary trans people and I simultaneously thought Marsha P Johnson, Sylvia Rivera, and @persephiroth.bsky.social 💜

Not sure what I hate more, not being "okay" (I'm fine, just stressed and making ☠️ jokes to myself) or having my mask slip. I think it's the mask slip.

Im in a training right now and I have mixed feelings about land acknowledgements. It's cool to learn and know but it feels performative as hell.

I was right. Agro mood, irritability, low back pain, cravings for beef and chocolate...I was premenstrual and now my intestines are cramping. Thanks, I hate it. I don't understand why I still get cravings if I don't lose blood. Bodies be weird.

The sheer effing caucasity of some people...

Should she marry the sister or marry the brother and fuck the sister? Does the sister go all Lizzy B on some folks? #writersblock #storyideas #hackasswriter