-----> I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

DROPPED MY HOT DOG ON THE FRESH DEW OF A CUT MORNING LAWN; STILL ATE THAT GRASSY GLIZZY FOR BREAKFAST

call me mr. 50 nights at freddy's the way i read the title of the game wrong and now i'm committed

my partner said i can't post about killing people anymore because it can be used as "evidence". who even asked them? i can write whatever the fuck i like.

ain't nothing like scratching your head scabs open and eating all the dry blood

dad told me i'm not allowed to eat the halloween popcorn balls this year but i don't care :)

i can't die right now because if i do they'll open a spirit halloween over my grave

thought i was crying, turns out it was me huffing takis powder again

i got the therapist and the ai she's using as a last resort to give up on me

when i die, promise that you'll forget about me first #oscarmeyer

a vision has come to me............... you have to trust me............. it's going to be beautiful..............

i'm talking to you white boy i'm speaking directly into your brain white boy eat the ghost pepper takis no milk white boy

i forgot i'm in 2014 so i can't talk to my friends about deltarune's ending :/

i'm not doing well but he keeps me company so maybe i'll be okay

THIS OR THAT: CAR CRASH SURVIVOR EDITION 🎀✨🤕

it's like pop rocks going off in my head

the bride threw this straight at my head and every girl turned their head away from me. what the fuck do i do now

you ever just think about how no one loves you but like in a platonic sense

got my leg cut off with a weed whacker but i'm pretty sure that shit grows back so i'm not worried 💖

next fancam of me better use this song

THIS ENTIRE ACCOUNT HAS TURNED INTO ME TALKING ABOUT FOOD GOD DAMN IT

next guy i spot i'm shoving these up his ass