Valancourt Books has a merch page with ONE shirt and it's SOLD OUT
Matt Damon did the random pick in the Criterion Closer and picked up La Maitresse. Hope you like dicks getting nailed to boards.
I was locked in the Criterion Closet for three days. I survived on Blu-rays of Seven Samurai.
Homer is a GOATed name, we’re 2/2 with those guys
Be on the lookout for my country album, I Swear to God I’ll Do It This Time
You know what Boethius said about this? Boethius nuts in your mouth
I heard Mitch McConnell fuckin dissolved into a puddle
121F Heat Index. God’s trying to get me, but he can’t get me.
Brides should come out to Alan Parsons Project’s “Sirius”
The keyboard is a reminder that the alphabet is powerless
I want this keyboard i saw in Drop Zone - shit would sell for $3K today
Who else is Faheymaxxing? Blasting Death Chants, Breakdowns and Military Waltzes
Has Lebron James ever run a git pull? We’re hiring
Altered States is funny if you pretend it’s about your friend who got too into dabs
Laura reminded me that I nearly injured myself because I wanted to get as much bowling in as I can within the paid hour window
physical media is awesome because you just get to look at big trophy shelves of things you've watched and played and look at other people's trophy shelves, c'mon, what's better than that
Mitch isn’t dead I am told, just standing offscreen. He says hey.
Man this Argentina vs. Egypt thing would be cool if soccer was a sport