“Better cross your fingers and prey Jakazure doesn’t play that song if and when you fight her again.”

Ryuko Matoi@scourgeofhonnoji.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"I don't think I've listened to Dax. Matarō was just listening to that Falling In Reverse song and it made me inexplicably angry" "Like, I almost became a misandrist"

“ The one artist whose music is somehow more insufferable than Dax’s music.” “I’d rather listen to joker a thousand times over than hear that monstrosity.”

Ryuko Matoi@scourgeofhonnoji.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Can you like, imagine being the audio engineer for Falling In Reverse when they made Game Over?" "What a horrible thought"

“I’m back. What did I miss?”

Storyteller Just imagine you spending so much time typing a paragraph to someone on discord only for it to come up as an ignored message on their end. Best way to dismiss someone ngl.

“You’re a man..working a minimum wage job. And your wife’s a movie actor.” “Marina straight one upped this man. That’s crazy.”

“Sora no—“

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“I feel like how a spoonful kool-aid powder tastes.”

Ying…. Who pissed in your cereal?

I don’t know either. But she fought her hardest and that’s what matters most. And I won’t stand for anyone rubbing in what she feels too embarrassed to talk about. If I were in her position, I’d start swinging. Especially if I made it clear I didn’t wanna talk about it.

𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽..?@chaosthexry.bsky.social · last yr.

<"The scythe girl? I don't really know much about her but I bet she could beat me. Not that I wanna fight to begin with, anyway.">

Just calling out anyone making funny of Ruby.

𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽..?@chaosthexry.bsky.social · last yr.

["What? ... bro, what are you talking about, man?"]

Crazy how all you bozos clowning on Ruby over a loss she took are talking like Maka wouldn’t do the same thing to you. Humble yourselves.

“Nah, I don’t mind!” “That was my last set anyways. I’ve been at this sort of training since I was 8. So this sort of thing is a normal stay in shape except use anyways! A warm up for a lack of better term!”

𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮@activebelle.bsky.social · last yr.

"Oh well I certainly won't stop you then.."

“…198…199….200…” “Oh hey! Good morning! Don’t mind me! I’m getting in a morning exercise as all!”

a man in a blue shirt is doing push ups

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is doing push ups

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𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮@activebelle.bsky.social · last yr.

"Morning everyone.."

“I see! He had to be taught a lesson! That was awesome though! You gotta teach me how to do that! All those moves! It’d be so cool to kick a bad guys ass without my cloth just using those moves that you can do!”

𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓸𝓽𝓸 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓸@jupitersguardian.bsky.social · last yr.

"Hm? A couple of days ago?" She thought back. "Oh. That guy was just being a jerk. I wasn't really looking for a fight."

“Hey! Aren’t you that lady I saw kicking someone’s ass a couple days ago? I gotta hand it to ya, you got hands! You’d totally give my friend Shaina a run for her money if l you two ever fought! Guarantee it!”

𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓸𝓽𝓸 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓸@jupitersguardian.bsky.social · last yr.

She's putting her hair up in a ponytail.

Stroyteller OOOH MORE SAILOR SCOUT ACCOUNTS! I LOVE YOU GUYS. Been wanting to write cross interactions with Seiya and Sailor Scouts for a minute. Thank you guys for making it possible for me again. I really appreciate it!❤️😍

Man. . . That Ami girl is really cool!

Storyteller See I based it purely off the similarity between Seiya and Gingka and their association with Pegasus. It’d be cool as shit having Seiya entering beyblade tournaments with Pegasus Bey.🤣

LostSyGa@lostsyga.bsky.social · last yr.

Never thought I'd see a Seiya RP mention Beyblades, but it totally makes sense that Seiya would actually Beyblade.

THEY'RE GENDER FLUID THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

D’awww ya think so? [He chuckles.] Thanks. Mercury is a cool planet to be named after. Pegasus and Mercury! The greatest of all! Has a nice ring to it, don’t ya think?

—☿– sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ@guardianofwater.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh, wow! That's interesting! I guess you would be similar then. Pegasus is a beautiful constellation too...

Yeah. We make time off when we pound their friggin faces in! Just takes a single Pegasus Meteor Punch and the villains are out cold!

♂ 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳—!@shintofuries.bsky.social · last yr.

Well, yeah. But there's bound to be time off in the middle of monster attacks.

Heck yeah! See? The thing about us Saints is when we fight, we fight with armor on. Or as we call them, cloths! And each cloth is based on zodiac signs or star constellation. My constellation is the Pegasus! Hence my name, Pegasus Seiya!

—☿– sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ@guardianofwater.bsky.social · last yr.

Ah, well... ( She can't tell him, he seems too excited. ) It's nice to meet you. You said your powers are like the sailor guardians?

So the sailor scouts are just girls? That’s understandable! All of the bronze saints are guys so it’s sort of like that! They’d have to turn me into a girl and then it’d work! Sailor Universe! Or Sailor Cosmo [Little does he know, that name is already taken.]

—☿– sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ@guardianofwater.bsky.social · last yr.

Ah, well... I don't think that's quite how it works. And I don't know of any male sailor guardians, but...

That’s a pretty cool name, ya know. Sailor Mercury! My power is like that of the universe. It’s called Cosmo. If I were a sailor scout, they’d call me “Sailor Universe”. Pretty cool right? I can be the universe and you can be the mercury planet within that universe!

—☿– sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ@guardianofwater.bsky.social · last yr.

Mizuno Ami. Or, uh, I guess as you also know, Sailor Mercury.

Yeah, but can’t a guy get a little rest? Know what I’m sayin’. If I’m not doing that, I’m playing games with Usagi or playing with my beyblades!

♂ 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳—!@shintofuries.bsky.social · last yr.

Well, we have to do it. It's our duty. I assume you're the same.

It’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m Seiya! Pegasus Seiya! A Saint Of Athena!

—☿– sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ@guardianofwater.bsky.social · last yr.

I'm not 100% sure how you know of our identities, but... Hello! It's nice to meet you.

Cuz there’s either some drama going on, or some bad guy who’s always asking for an ass kicking. Sometimes it feels like, we can never get any peace around here, ya know?

♂ 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳—!@shintofuries.bsky.social · last yr.

Huh? Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

Uuuh sure— Okay! I just—hope everything is alright..

♂ 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳—!@shintofuries.bsky.social · last yr.

Don't worry about it.

What are you talking about?

♂ 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳—!@shintofuries.bsky.social · last yr.

this is what happens when you abuse your kids. they summon a stand or a ghost.

⠀⠀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛs ғᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ . ɪ ᴀᴍ 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑶𝑹 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝑼𝑹𝒀.ᐟ ⠀⠀

—☿– sᴀɪʟᴏʀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ@guardianofwater.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀⠀ ᴅᴏᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ɪɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴘᴇɴᴛ ⠀⠀