having an evil girlfriend would be so neat.

i WILL fix her.

because evil is just stupid, and you aren't stupid, you're supposed to be nearly as clever as the doctor! what's clever about killing people?

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.@masterful.bsky.social · 3d ago

is that so? why?

ow! i hit my eye!

𝐃𝐑. 𝐖𝐇𝐎 — 𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙉 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 . . . ❓@circlestime.bsky.social · 7h ago

well that's the joy of frisbee. it can be anyone, and everyone, and, indeed, both at once!

i can't do that! she's talking about POISONING ORPHANS!

The 𝓑𝓸𝔂@brightreporter.bsky.social · 3d ago

. . . Well, what if *you* don't do it but *she* does and you're just kinda there? How about that?

i'm not gonna hurt anyone!

The 𝓑𝓸𝔂@brightreporter.bsky.social · 3d ago

No. Join her in her insanity. It's the only way.

@circlestime.bsky.social is your ex like, off limits?

i can fix her, right?

i think maybe YOU need a lesson in good behavior.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.@masterful.bsky.social · 3d ago

alright, *alright*! we'll poison an orphanage.

WHAT?!?! NO!! There is NOTHING "bad" meaning "good" about animal cruelty!!

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.@masterful.bsky.social · 3d ago

we'll start you off with something simple, i think. let's find some puppies to kick.

come to think, i did totally skip my bad girl era..

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.@masterful.bsky.social · 3d ago

miss van blair. come to join the dark side, mm?

oh no i'm having that dream again.

𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.@masterful.bsky.social · 3d ago

i've commandeered your apartment. it's mine now.

that one is easy! no.

𝑊𝑦𝑡𝑐ℎ@bedlamwytch.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Can you end suffering by destroying the world?"

Like the man of my dreams.

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 2w ago

how do i look?

Who is this guy? I've been meaning to ask but I didn't want to be rude.

Do you um. How long have you been there?

𝓥@olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 2w ago

I would like to try it. (He requests from a dark corner of the kitchen. Like a ghoul from a horror movie.)

Barbie *was* a cosmonaut, that's very true. Okay, let's go!

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 2w ago

come on, barbie, let's go party!

some days i don't even recognize myself...

@circlestime.bsky.social I'm baking you TARDIS bread. It's my third EVER loaf so you can't be horrible about it.

MAMA'S COOKIN'.

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 4w ago

you're right. i should just starve.

I'm floating on a cloud of blissful bread smell because for the first time in recorded history, I, Cassie Van Blair of Earth, Canada, am baking bread. Just like in the legends!!

it's kinda wild going back in time and seeing just how HUGE america was in the early 2000s! obviously that was before the whole [REDACTED] thing but wow!

that one was shit.

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 4w ago

banh mis? you can banh-t me in! . . . does that work? as in 'count me in'?

do you want a toasted sandwich or something cold? ooh we could get banh mis?

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 4w ago

oh hi cassie!

DON'T EAT THAT

me me me!!

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 4w ago

hungry. does somebody wanna volunteer to give me a sandwich?

so does this place have a tim hortons or

if i was fake cassie i'd have given myself bigger boobs i think