Okay new Miley

Found out a coworker just started book 2

John@cougarambrose.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Trying to explain my favorite Dungeon Crawler Carl character

In completing my 3 month blood sacrifice Friday to maintain my homo status (safely), I apparently squeezed my own hand too hard and now have tendinitis. So now I'm on a steroid and, ironically, doxy as an antibiotic for the week. Being gay is wild

There are a lot more couples on Tinder than the last time I used it

New job is kicking my butt. This weekend should I put my name on my HOA's board ballot? Go back on the apps? Play videogames and hang with my dogs? Or a mix of everything

Puppy distraction!

Why tf did I have a dream last night that I posted I was engaged on Instagram. I am very much single

I'm all for free speech, but 3 blue line American flags and no other decals on the back of a car seems... Excessive

Theft of Swords series is incredible by the way. I'm almost done with the second volume.

I'm kind of over this new job managing adults. How do I marry into old money so I can become a stay at home dog dad?

I can't sing but sometimes I serenade my dogs and they seem to enjoy it

Dude I went on 1 date with last fall texted last night with rental rates. I mean I appreciate the hustle, but if I wasn't interested in a second date before why on earth would I want to pay for anything now?

Dogs for dog reasons

Did you know you can just listen to Vanessa Williams Christmas music in August and nobody can stop you?

"Oh gotcha" I write in Teams, still having no idea what they are talking about

I'm late to the game, but Widow's Bay is really good

Underground Elf Rave at tonight's D&D game

Whenever my work computer says I did the incorrect password I always aggressively think "your mom is an incorrect password!" But not out loud, because it's mom is probably a calculator that can write BOOBIES upside down and I respect that.

Came home to my AC being out. Super fun in Phoenix

Smells like updog out here

When a hookup from months ago texts "Hi John!" out of the blue. Like buddy? It's past 9 on a school night what's this all about

Oh Red vs Blue

What's it called when you want to be loved but hate being perceived?

Is The Adventures of Elliot good? It looks like it could be fun but I don't know if I have time for another game right now

Going to a drunk pirate show tonight. We'll see if it's the 7 Seas or the butt type

Last week of part time summer work before I start my new position next Monday, so trying out a business casual look

Pride month is almost over

POV you have their undivided attention

She might have missed me when I was out of town

What if we kissed as a goof