53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface

#VoteBinface www.theguardian.com/food/2026/au...

‘A 99 with a Flake? That will be £7, please’: what’s behind the surge in ice-cream van prices?

From the cost of milk and chocolate to diesel and electricity, every part of producing the summer treat has been hit by the climate crisis and other shocks

theguardian.com

Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton

Damn. I was looking for Micah Richards.

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

@tgnprofessor.bsky.social Hi Andrew, can I DM you? I sent you one on Twitter. CB

Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

Go on my son.

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Whether it’s politics or sides of the Mersey, I’m uniting red and blue.

On my way, Clacton.

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

Game on, Nige.

I’m thoroughly enjoying just how much Nigel Farage’s millions of pounds in gifts “for his security” have left him feeling in such a state of insecurity.

Hand of God That Looks Painful.

VICTORY! England over Mexico. Me (morally) over the other Makerfield candidates. Celebrate with me LIVE IN LONDON! My one and only July gig is @museumofcomedy this Thursday 9 July at 8.30pm. Tickets are disappearing faster than Nigel's poll lead. JOIN ME! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac...

People who opted to watch the replay at 7am should have to sit through an hour’s rain delay because they couldn’t be arsed to stay up. #VoteBinface #MEXENG

I’m on the phone to Infantino. #MEXENG

Ban guns. Ban Balogun. Vote Binface.

I spy some cheeky sub-editing.

BINFACE NEWS! To those humans asking where you can see me in the flesh: I don't have flesh, but after my Makerfield triumph I'm having a (Moral) Victory Rally at the Museum of Comedy, London on Thurs 9th July. 20:30. Come get some space, satire and sanity! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac...

This time last week.

Setting up an autoreply on her Outlook?

Move over Keir and Kemi. Here's the real Prime Minister's Questions: Binface and Burnham! #PMQs

Delighted to make my debut at #PMQs. And I’m not even elected yet.

Bit greedy, Andy. Share the jobs, mate.

It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going: 1974-2016: 7 prime ministers 2016-2026: 7 prime ministers I said it then. I’ll say it again. It’s a shitshow.