My dumbass went to the bank today to get quarters... Yall they are closed! I forgot about the holiday
VarJo the goat
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VarJo 30+ (he/they) Artist and horror lover Trans rights are human rights
I normally throw a Friday the 13th party every f13 that happens but because I'm off to Cali this Friday Ma will be hosting one in my place! But fear not! Ya Boi will be watching the f13 movies with the crew in Cali
I love the 'would you love me if I was a worm' thing because I fucking LOVE worms. Yes I would love you as a worm!
Yall I get to see my girlfriend and friends this weekend! I'm so excited!!
My friend called me today to warn me that repo added a horse monster that licks you..... So that game is off my list
A lot of people call that big grunt Danny and I love that! I call him Franklin tho and it's stuck
I don't know why but I'm obsessed with one of the big grunts in outlast trials. I don't know what it is but I want to draw ship art of him and my reagent
A friend who I haven't spoken to in probably over a year reached out to chat with me today. It was nice
Misheard a coworker today when she was talking about a lesbian sports bar and thought she said bra. My first thought was how do I tell if a bra is for lesbians and my second thought was why is she asking me if I do lesbian bras I'm a man
When people come over to my house they always comment on how hot I keep it. I take frost damage if I don't have it the temp of hell all year round
Nothing like slamming the pharmacy with 6 refills all in 1 call
Me and my friend playing outlast trials Him: hey I need an A+ can you be a dog? Me: WUT him: you know... Like fetch me stuff and bring it to me... Like a dog
My favorite thing about getting high as a kite is re listening to my audio I send to my gf where I'm telling a story that ends in me laughing like a tea kettle
I ate half a package of chicken fingers yesterday and took the rest out today and yall..... They're stake not chicken
I'm not an art the clown fan but I can enjoy that others love him and are excited he's in DBD
The entity just giving killers guns now? Was Calub not enough?.?
Blood sugar dropped to 69 while I was chatting with my gf and both of us went 'ha nice' then she yelled at me to go eat something
"my child turned out fine" sir your child thanks people for not being mad at them even when theyve done nothing that could merit them being mad
I'm so excited for my trip to Cali with my girlfriend! I drew her as a bat (she doesn't have an official fursona yet)
The monster mash has been my alarm sound for like 10 years
I hate the change in temp when the seasons change. It hurts so bad and then because my body is in pain I have nightmares all night