Countess Calori

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Fat Vampire Pig Who Eats Everything | Artist | 27 | 18+, no minors! ❤️ @blimpmom.bsky.social / @blimpmilf.bsky.social ❤️| Icon by @wiishyishii.bsky.social

Striped clothes warping and distorting as they're being stretched by your date's enormity, you know, the one who's approximately four hundred and fifty pounds heavier than you. Where's the date at? Movie theater; you had to buy two tickets just for them... A-at least this place has free refills!

commander i'm sorry to report that your squadron of "normal mechs piloted by normal military guys" that "would totally crush a hound" has been completely obliterated. yeah they weren't genre savvy enough. they were talking shit about how it's only one mech and whatnot. sorry. do you want your coffee